agustin zambrano

biggest megacock of all time it circles the world like the world serpent women cower in fear at the sheer suze and girth and most of all the most handsome and perfect dude of all time

OH NO ITS AGUSTIN ZAMBRANO RUUUUNNNN

by monkeybuttoms November 28, 2023

Austined

To do something dumb or inappropriate randomly

You austined that essay

by Meninme696969 November 29, 2023

Augustine

A thin guy, who is snarky and sarcastic. He is brilliant, and despite his thin frame, he has a vast and seemingly boundless intellect (and he knows it). This gives him a dark, and realistic view on life, preferring pragmatism and logic to hope and faith. Generally, Augustine's are tall, with a weird mix out outgoing charm and shy isolationism, they love to point out the similarities between themselves and their self-proclaimed or real namesake, Augustus Caesar, who was known for his brilliance and charisma, but was considered sickly and thin. They often come off as having a superiority complex, readily reminding people that they are factually correct, and pointing out since they're right whatever you have to say is rendered irrelevant. In reality, this is just how they think, fact is their god.

They are loyal and caring, but also hold really long grudges, and are generally suspicious of what they describe "overly friendly people", but once you earn their trust they will stand by you through thick and thin, but they will never frogive you if you break it.

An Augustine is usually politically inclined, if not involved then well informed, and can point out all the flaws and solutions within a political system. They are planners and thinkers, inclined to structured schedules (that they design) and intellectually stimulating tasks.

"Who's this Augustine guy?"
"Oh, he's this smart guy in my Philosophy class, which he said he's taking 'for fun'!"
"That's insane!"
"Yeah, he's talkative and generally polite, but also super guarded."
"oooh, mysterious!"

by Perspicacious Thesaurus May 20, 2024

Augustine

Augustine is a girl who dates her friend's crusty exes.

Hey, do you know Augustine?

Do you mean that frumpy hoe?
Yes, Augustine is one frumpy hoe. Period.

by penny l a n e7 October 21, 2025

Saint Augustine’s

Saint Augustines is the place where people go if they need drug rehabilitation. They are so self absorbed that they don’t notice that nobody likes them. They are constantly receiving complaints from Sydney Busses about after school wanking and keep on fucking the Stellar girls. All of them have STDs by year 8 as there is no size of condom small enough for their chodes. Saint Augustines boys also make abusive Urban Dictionary definitions about public high schools because they are in denial about how shit they are. Fuck off rich kids.

Lot’s of love,
Bally Boys 2019

Person 1: Who are those fuckheads getting arrested?
Person 2: Some Saint Augustine’s wanker

by Balmy Boi 69 November 26, 2019

Saint Augustine High school

Saints is the best all boys school ever unlike that crack head school Cathedral 🤮🤮 They all brag about how rich they are when In reality its more expensive to get into saints 😁🤭 💰. Go Saints not Cathedral !!! 😂😂

Bob - Saint Augustine high school is amazing

Stupid head - I wish I could go to saints but instead I go to Cathedr🤮al.

by Saints January 24, 2020

Karma Agustin

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Karma is Jazzys wife, and only jazzys wife, Karma has the phattest as$ and is very amazing <3 everyone loves her and if you dont, kys maybe idk.

"Karma Agustin is one segcy person if ykyk shes pretty cool."

by Tsukis girl February 24, 2021