A word showing extreme support for a statement. Most often, the word is used to show support during times of drunkenness or euphoria. The word has been linked to gay culture, and can be used freely between homosexuals at all levels.
Ryan: "I wear tiny little boxer briefs that are colorful from AE. That work for you?'
Jeremy: "Bsolutely."
Jeremy: "Bsolutely."
by QueenBeeee123 March 24, 2010
Get the Bsolutely mug.What someone is when they fuck up in a stupendously amazing fashion or are just incredibly stupid in general. Must be used with the following inflection:
"You're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"
"You're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"
-After Dave finished his explanation why whites and blacks are different species-
"Dave, you're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"
"Dave, you're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"
by Larry Machuto May 26, 2018
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Get the Absolute mug.fucking absolutely also fabulous and absolutely. Used to describe emphatic acceptance in a positive situation.
by molilisabelle August 27, 2005
Get the fabsolutely mug.The ultimate form of shambles as might be created by an uber-shambles: best demonstrated when minor clerical and administrative duties have to be undertaken by professional staff in the alleged interests of 'saving money' which in fact does no such thing, but can be pointed to by those who equate change with progress, thus claiming credit for the latter.
The essential work of an organisation isn't done because trivial but necessary work is taking up the time which ought to be used to do the job for which professionals are really employed. Objection is met with a simplistic replies such as 'it only takes a moment', "do you regard it as beneath you", or 'any fool could do that'.
Further, any 8 year old could spot this was a particularly stupid way of doing things.
The essential work of an organisation isn't done because trivial but necessary work is taking up the time which ought to be used to do the job for which professionals are really employed. Objection is met with a simplistic replies such as 'it only takes a moment', "do you regard it as beneath you", or 'any fool could do that'.
Further, any 8 year old could spot this was a particularly stupid way of doing things.
Loo rolls need changing: could a computer analyst do it? Then a computer analyst shall do it! Everyone including the janitors agreed this created an absolute fucking shambles as senior analysts spent time hunting for wherever loo rolls were stored, but the office manager thought it was an ace idea and claimed an end-of year bonus.
by MoLincs September 12, 2012
Get the absolute fucking shambles mug.Brad: "Hey Matt, want to listen to this song?"
Matt: "You know it, this song is an absolute banger!"
Matt: "You know it, this song is an absolute banger!"
by JakeBallz7 November 3, 2021
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“Yeah that guys an absolute unit!”
“Yeah that guys an absolute unit!”
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