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mondo load

When you don’t jerk off for a period of time, to release a mondo load onto a female
I haven’t nutted in 5 days, my girlfriend will not be ready for my mondo load I’ll drop on her tonight
by Squadbrunchtaj August 18, 2023
mugGet the mondo loadmug.

brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
by Blossomtea August 6, 2020
mugGet the brad mondo would nevermug.

mondo

An extremely large turd that exceeds the average size of the male genitalia that is kept intact in one piece.
Reginald: Hey Dorothy, did you receive my snap of my fat mondo?
Dorothy: You're fucking gross.
by marmarfaggots July 21, 2018
mugGet the mondomug.

Mondo

"You just got Mondoes by my dog!"
by LorthrusCain November 23, 2022
mugGet the Mondomug.

Mondo Coolioso

Hawaiian for "major douchebag". Pronouced "cool-e-o-so".
Guy 1: John's a fucking tool.
Guy 2: Yeah he's a real Mondo Coolioso.
by Mondo Coolioso May 7, 2011
mugGet the Mondo Cooliosomug.

Mondo

Somone who has a huge crush on ling
by average al April 20, 2021
mugGet the Mondomug.

mondo fu fu-ness

describes an action or event as crazy or insane, but can also be used to describe something as stupid, idiotic, make-up or wrong
"But she said that you guys were like total BFFs!" said Brittany

"OMG That is total mondo fu fu-ness!!!!" said Tiffany
by life form from planet zeron January 1, 2009
mugGet the mondo fu fu-nessmug.

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