I haven’t nutted in 5 days, my girlfriend will not be ready for my mondo load I’ll drop on her tonight
by Squadbrunchtaj August 18, 2023

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
by Blossomtea August 6, 2020

An extremely large turd that exceeds the average size of the male genitalia that is kept intact in one piece.
by marmarfaggots July 21, 2018

by LorthrusCain November 23, 2022

Hawaiian for "major douchebag". Pronouced "cool-e-o-so".
by Mondo Coolioso May 7, 2011

by average al April 20, 2021

describes an action or event as crazy or insane, but can also be used to describe something as stupid, idiotic, make-up or wrong
"But she said that you guys were like total BFFs!" said Brittany
"OMG That is total mondo fu fu-ness!!!!" said Tiffany
"OMG That is total mondo fu fu-ness!!!!" said Tiffany
by life form from planet zeron January 1, 2009
