1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box
2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up
by Dj Pj August 9, 2016
Get the Jerk Off Shufflemug. Jerk-off: To masturbate (a dated, yet still-perfectly adequate locution.) The term also refers to (see Cable Guy,) to a complete ass-hole, in its noun-form.
Synonyms: jerk-off
Verb: I was about to jerk-off with some Jergens and a Kate Upton titty-shot when my mom barged in: fuuuuuuck.
Noun: Dontay is a total jerk-off and he's off the team.
Synonyms: Beating off, rubbing one out, yankin it, wanking, making dead babies* (*mine)
Verb: I was about to jerk-off with some Jergens and a Kate Upton titty-shot when my mom barged in: fuuuuuuck.
Noun: Dontay is a total jerk-off and he's off the team.
Synonyms: Beating off, rubbing one out, yankin it, wanking, making dead babies* (*mine)
by Porno-Scholar November 18, 2013
Get the synonyms: jerk-offmug. by Southslice October 6, 2013
Get the jerking off the wallmug. by Jason8673 March 7, 2016
Get the jersey jerk offmug. Guy 1: (nailing down boards on a new deck)
Guy 2: (siting there watching)
Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing, stop jerking off butterfly's and come help me with this board.
Guy 2: (siting there watching)
Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing, stop jerking off butterfly's and come help me with this board.
by bbenoit November 5, 2010
Get the jerking off butterfly'smug. There are legitimate musicians earning a bit of money while gaining valuable performing experience before the general public -- and then there are the jerk-off artists.
by WordDogToronto July 26, 2010
Get the jerk-off artistmug. 1. Someone who is incompetent, completely unreliable, and so full of excuses that they should just masturbate for the rest of their pathetic lives.
3. A jack of all trades if all trades were different forms of masturbation
2. Someone who fails at their own life, and also succeeds to suck a little life out of everyone else on their way to nowhere.
1. Someone who indecisively sits on their ass while opportunities come and go until they are finally left with nothing.
3. A jack of all trades if all trades were different forms of masturbation
2. Someone who fails at their own life, and also succeeds to suck a little life out of everyone else on their way to nowhere.
1. Someone who indecisively sits on their ass while opportunities come and go until they are finally left with nothing.
What the fuck is your problem man? We can't count on you for shit anymore you fucking jerk-off artist
by RevelationToRevolution January 10, 2008
Get the jerk-off artistmug.