Have a fucking December

An all inclusive saying that acknowledges all traditions in December (Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, non celebrating etc.).

“Merry Christmas!”

“I don’t celebrate Christmas, but thank you and have a fucking December.”

by thatdudewiththehair56 December 21, 2022

Suck a Dick December

Girls, this is your time to shine. Find a dick and suck the fuck out of it.

“Hey Tim, can I suck your dick?” “Yea why not, it’s Suck a Dick December anyway”

by longdongcockenheimer November 5, 2018

easy as deceiving a refrigerator

Similar to easy as pie, but it's better. It's something that is so easy that you could easily trick a refrigerator.

This is a reference to Pajama Sam 1: No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside.

These questions are as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.

Freeing the carrots is as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.

by Secret Agent: Dog January 14, 2016

a liar hiding beneath a layer of deceit

Only after forcing someone into a physiological wall will they reveal them self as a liar hiding beneath a layer of deceit.

Your'e a liar hiding beneath a layer of deceit and hatred you force believes on others knowing the truth of the matter.

by bobbyearljohn February 17, 2022

National slap a bitch day December 12th

if some one is being a bitch slap them they cant get mad

*slap
person 1: wtf dude
person 2: its National slap a bitch day December 12th

by Luca_gamin November 14, 2022

December 12 national lose a spoon day

Celebrated on December 12 when you drop a spoon and can’t find it when trying to make fucking cereal and cake on FaceTime

You- (drops spoon)
Friend- yo! It’s december 12 national lose a spoon day Did you lose your spoon?
You- yea... and I can’t find it damn it

by Panicathemcr1 December 14, 2019

25 december year 1 a.c

Date of birth of a giant son of a bitch who did a marathon with a wooden cross (400 kilograms) on his back and ended the Roman Empire in a basketball championship.

X: Do you remember 25 december year 1 a.c?
Y: No, I didn't-...
X: Tuh muertoh quilloh
Y: XD
X: Vivacristorei

by JesusPro777busconoviaprbrtida November 24, 2021