A bag of dirt

A bag of dirt is commonly known as a bag filled with dirt. Sometimes it has worms in it.

Me: I have a bag of dirt.
You: This is why she left

by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

Giving the Dirt Worm a Massage

When you have anal intercourse with another person and the anus prolapses, you then stroke the anus, resembling a massage.

What are you doing, John?
Giving the dirt worm a massage, David.

by Beet Meet November 27, 2019

A noise with dirt on it

BOY a noise with dirt on it, we like cars and loud noises

Oh hey look that’s a boy also known as a noise with dirt on it There he is working on his Camaro

by Yaboi125 June 15, 2021

a jar of dirt

something that you give an asshole to remind them that there as low as fuck

mate your a jar of dirt

by a jar of dirt November 27, 2016

dirt on a flower

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'

Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.

by John Doaf December 5, 2009

dirt on a wing

When a beautiful, clean little girl has been exposed to filth and can never be cleansed. Her life has been ruined beyond repair and will never have any meaning other than cock in mouth.

Julie was such a nice girl until Lonnie started pumping her, and then she became a filthy dirt on a wing.

by louis ferenchek August 16, 2006

Wagon Pulling A Bunch of Dirt

Hideous, ugly, looking rotten

Guys be on zoom calls looking like a wagon pulling a bunch of dirt, wipe off the webcam, turn on a light, something!

by TimCook May 15, 2021