Zoinks

The scooby-doo version of fuck

"Zoinks, man your penis is huge" - Shaggy

by hdhehebbsw February 6, 2023

Zoinked

Super ultra mega hippy high

Person 1: I'm so zoinked rn, dude...
Person 2: Me too, dawg!!

by CharvelStar April 18, 2023

Zoinked

Being high out of your brain.

"I'M ZOINKED OUT MY FUCKIN MIND MAN".

by ZOINKEDALLDAYEVERYDAY July 3, 2021

ZOINKS

What people say when they realize cartoon Shaggy has skin-colored facial hair.

Me: Did you know cartoon Shaggy has a beard, it's just the color of his skin?
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022

Zoink

A person who pitches to Bowser

Nick was humiliated after losing the gauntlet from the walk-off homerun. He would forever be considered a Zoink by his friends.

by imjjt April 26, 2022

Zoinks

An exclamation of fear or excitement.

Zoinks Scoob, it’s the gay bladesman

by Wikipedia CEO May 6, 2022

Zoinks

What Shaggy says when he gets spooked.

Zoinks! It's the gay blade!

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 1, 2022