Zhonglisbestboy

The biggest failure in life trying to make things for his moots but fails

P1: have u heard of zhonglisbestboy???
P2: yeah he sucks
P1: ikr lol

by Bababoylobeml May 5, 2021

zhonglicaca

VERY hotTIKTOK USER!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

Is alsom play genshin 24/7🪱🪱🪱🪱
What is grass

zhonglicaca is the best genshin player!!!!!

by zhonglicaca June 5, 2021

zhongliscumsock

zhongliscumsock is a funny mf that keeps dying every 2 minutes. he's also very pretty, and did i mention funny ?

"do you have a crush on zhongliscumsock ?"
"Who doesn't tbh??"/j

by yuumei.lolz July 9, 2021

Zhongli

The God of Contracts and the Geo Archon, also known as Morax or Rex Lapis. His capability of erecting a big stone pillar gave him the nickname Big Zhong Dong. Zhongli is the daddiest, sexiest, most thick-assed geo user in Genshin history. Have you seen his ass? You should, you won't regret it. Not even Arataki Itto can beat him with his boobas. Zhongli automatically makes all people within a 100 mile radius horny for his Big Zhong Dong.

"Have you seen Zhongli's massive, hard pillar?"
"Depends on which one you're talking about."

by #1 Zhongli Lover November 20, 2021

zongy

when a substance (usually sweet foods) are very gooey on the inside

the brownie is really zongy

by blobbyalltheway41 January 30, 2022

zhonglidussy

zhongli's bussy. the geo archon's wap. the water to ur melons, the pine to ur apple.

my back breaking for zhongli's ZHONGLIDUSSY !!

by bigppjae February 13, 2022

Zhong Kai

Zhong Kai is nice kid but very very demanding. He can be a bit aggressive at times. He is gey to even think abt GEYSHIT Impact. How to avoid him is to be salty and he'll avoid u coz he is salty himself and he doesn't want anymore salt.

Oh look it's Zhong Kai. Stay away from salt man!

by MINECRAFTBESTGAME69 February 26, 2022