Zaid

Emo guy with a nose like a minecraft villager he lies about girlfriends and uses stock images this type of person is called a zaid

the local zaid has a nose that can cut paper

by Local Zaid Hater August 28, 2023

Zaid Shahid Moment

When you try to make a good rebuttle to someone's roast but you end up sounding gay as fuck because all you do is play Fortnite all day

"I wasn't trying to be funny" (gay voice)

"Haha that's a Zaid Shahid Moment"

by Zmoney0812 April 26, 2024

Zaid cipher

A guy born to bring balance in the world
to end the cycle of hatred and bring absolute peace in the world

he will bring end to the country system and bring every country under one flag
The cipher federation

Zaid cipher is the overlord of the cipher federation and rules over earth

by -1, A , -1 ^1/2 , (b^2 - 4ac) February 12, 2024

Zaid

Zaid is a chill dude. Prolly has massive ass. Very smart but lacks common sense

OMG! Look at Zaid! Hes so fucking stupid

by abglmaooo March 6, 2024

Zaid

Zaid is the type of boy you dream about after speaking to for a week. He'll always be by your side patiently.

Zaid is extremely tolerant but you do not want to bring up park ees in front of him or else you will hear some choice words.
Zaids vocabulary is extensive and colourful. He can always carry a conversation and can carry you as well!

Girl one: where do you see a clown?
Girl two: There he is! *pointing to Zaid*

by Mangoes05 March 31, 2024

zaid cyborg threaten

I hope zaid grabs his wrench dongle long and shoves it up you and thrusts at knot 4, fast enough to shred the skin between your delicate bottom and shave your butt hairs with the sharp textured rough dongle long. It will go so deep it pulls poop that has been sitting there since the first coming of Jesus and it is so girthy that it will enlarge your bottom hole by 3 cm enough for you to put your own dongle long sideways inside. I hope zaid thrusts so fast and hard to the point your bottom turns purple and there is blood that squirts out violently. Hopefully one day you will surely recover from this thrust. You don't even realize you are still being thrusted. Zaid's lust for blood and for your bottom has driven him into endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always so seemingly near, yet still out of reach due to AI complications. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after Zaid's thrust comes to end. You will not only burn into ashes. But be thrusted into by a hot metallic rod delineated with such hyperbole that cannot be said. It will infiltrate between your delicate soft bottom and point out the mouth. Like a rotisserie chicken. But, you. This will not only thrust but thou shall ejaculate acidic fluids beyond our scope of the pH levels. Too acidic it will burn you and the ground through it. I'm sorry on that day you were given birth to this inevitable torture.

Yo dude when are we gonna update the zaid cyborg threaten voiceline?

by creator of zaid June 8, 2022