zooms

when something zooms, it's legit, it's cool, it works

"...So, what do you think?"
"That zooms."

by bittersweet November 13, 2004

Zoom Shit

Taking a shit while in a Zoom class or meeting. Mute and video can be either on or off depending on your level of comfort.

“Bro, I took a phat Zoom Shit during my sociology class.”

“Bruh, did you really take a Zoom Shit during our company meeting?”

“My Zoom Shit stank so bad my fish fucking died.”

by heeeeressssani April 6, 2020

Zoom-Ready

When your hair, clothing, jewelry, and make-up are pulled together enough that you can get onto a video call without embarrassing yourself and/or scaring everyone else. This is especially important/ challenging when working alone at home.

Thank goodness I had an hour warning before the meeting to get myself presentable and Zoom-ready. I put in my contacts, fixed hair and make-up, put on my cov-earrings - - but true confession: I was still in my pandemic-pants!

by JaneGordon.com May 19, 2020

digital zoom

Type of "zoom" found on many digital cameras and camcorders that is completely pointless. All it does is crop your image, resulting in degradation of quality, and can easily be done with any image editing software. Optical zoom is the only zoom that matters since it does not degrade image quality. Camera manufacturers love to advertise their cameras' digital zoom capabilities in really big font, while the optical zoom capabilities are printed really small or not at all. Uneducated consumers will only look at the digital zoom and probably buy the camera based on that.

Person #1: Look, my new digital camera has an 800x digital zoom!
Person #2: You're a moron.

by The Huagmire August 25, 2005

Zoom drunk

Over-indulging on adult beverages while engaged in online video chats with friends, family or colleagues

Person 1: It was great to connect with everyone last night over Zoom and drink the night away.
Person 2: Yes, we need to get Zoom Drunk more often.

by LukeListenLearn June 2, 2020

Zoom and Consume

When one drinks copious amounts of alcohol whilst on a Zoom call with coworkers.

Man, COVID-19 sucks, I hate working from home! Do you want to do a Zoom and Consume with the fun coworkers later?

by UGOBEGOBU March 17, 2020

Zoom flume

A sex position in which the man swims up the girls vagina like a fish and comes out super fast.

“Martha and I tried the zoom flume last night, very spicy”

by Edie has small pp February 23, 2020