Zombie 

A person who is a bluff, or faked out on the event that was supposed to take place but either never joined in, or never showed up in the first place.

A person who has very strict parents and is never allowed to do anything with their lives until they become a certain age.

Alicia- I think i'll ask a Alexa to come to my party this weekend.
Greg- Dont bother, her parents wouldnt dare let her... She's such a zombie anyway.

Zombie by LexiLove<333 May 30, 2011

Zombie 

bloody cannibals; quite fascinating
When someone is being annoying or selfish.

Friend 1: you're being such a Zombie right now!!!

Friend 2: what?!?!?!

Zombie by Momma knows best. June 14, 2011

zombie 

When a male is reachin his climax and gets the girls attention ten EJACULATES in her eyes turning her into a "zombie"

Sex Zombie

zombie by Sexoligist January 28, 2014

zombie 

A word meaning the undead and the only word NOT used to describe the walking dead.

Look at that zombie eating brains over there!

zombie by DoctorWho? March 8, 2015

Zombie 

the state of being dead and alive at the same time

what a human feels (and looks like) after having a hangover

1.
-look dude a zombie
-that's my wife without makeup

2.
-i feel (and look like) a zombie
-hey me too
-who are you?

Zombie by SoCratesTheCook June 1, 2017

zombie 

1) when someone who previously ghosted you begins to talk to you again. Ergo, rises from the dead
2) people who reappear in your life after a long period of no contact

WOW, this guy had the audacity to ghost me three weeks ago and now he just texted me again. How dare he zombie me?

zombie by MiiAmorr July 6, 2017

zombie 

insomnia or a meth addict.

I'm such a zombie.

zombie by Philosophical-Cat April 19, 2018