your ass sucks canal water

You're full of shit

Your ass sucks canal water

by SFItalianAmerican January 2, 2019

national get your dick sucked day

If you ask someone to suck your dick they have to

Joey:hey alexis suck my dick its national get your dick sucked day
Alexis:ugh fine come with me

by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020

i want your babys sucking on me

it is the famous words spoken by ninja he does want YOUR babys sucking on him

it will involve him saying i want your babys sucking on me as he asks you to send him your dick picks as he commits cock and ball torture

by mcdonald gobler December 14, 2022

shut your dick sucker

Another phrase for shut your mouth.

"you are an idiot"
You better shut your dick sucker

by Chris Culpepper August 8, 2006

Your ass sucks buttermilk

"Your ass sucks buttermilk" is a phrase said in events of disbelief. Used in the same context as "bullshit!" or "no way!" when someone hears something incredible or unbelievable.

Ray: Hey Rog, guess what happened this morning at the coffee shop.
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

Your connection sucks!

What you say just as you kick someone from you game or Xbox Live party, either because they're being an asshole or just for laughs. You often invite them back and have a good laugh.

Annoying kid- "Hey guys, lets play Call of Duty"
Party leader- "Your connection sucks!"

you have been kicked from the Xbox Live party

by Jviney July 25, 2010

Cluckin your cock sucker

A "cluck" (female, person, ect...) running off at the mouth and won't shut the fuk up!

Talking non-stop bull shit.

Quit cluckin your cock sucker for a minute and listen bitch.

by Extasty April 27, 2019