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You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?
You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?
by Spock* October 26, 2024
mugGet the You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?mug.
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would you like some manure?

To ask a person if they want the dirty shit they deserve.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MANURE?
by fctrgyhuxdg April 22, 2025
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If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN
There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.
by AntiOof December 1, 2021
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Well you would

Answer to the question Why wouldn't ya?
Greg - So, Head Santa. I seek an answer to the age old question, which has occupied my every thought for these past months. Why wouldn't ya?

Head Santa - Well you would!
by Mike Jones January 10, 2004
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A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong
“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”
by ottertots_ November 11, 2020
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When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023
mugGet the If it was in your ass you would know where it was.mug.

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