yoink

A word coined by The Simpsons and made innumerably more famous in geek circles by the game Ultima Online.
To take something from its previous owner.

*Dies*
*Yoink!*

"Dang man! That mob yoinked my shit!"
"Heh, good luck ganking it naked!"

by echelon11 March 01, 2007

Yeet yoink

A yoink that you get

Who in the yeet yoink three this gum at me? There are 12 year olds in the room next to me. (Gabby put your clothes on we gotta go.)

by Yelomedallion February 25, 2019

Toddler yoinking

Describes the act of spotting and subsequently stealing a defenseless toddler away from their parents in a moment of inattention.

Yo Benjamin lets do some toddler yoinking. That toddler looks really yoinkable

by U35creations April 21, 2022

Twat Yoink

Getting half way though rubbing one out and deciding to leave it alone for a bit.

Piers was getting well into it but decided to Twat Yoink as he couldn't handle the pressure

by Myersrum March 11, 2021

yoinking it with the bros

A little bit of lacrosse with the boys

What were you up yesterday?
Just yoinking it with the bros

by Tokyo tommy March 18, 2018

Wappa yoink

An exclamation when throwing something

"WAPPA YOINK" yells the boy as he chucks the ball

by AbbyWolf April 30, 2021

Counter-Yoink

The Counter-Yoink is an exceedingly rare version of a yoink allowing the yoinked party to counter the effects of a yoink, provided the initial yoink has not been fully completed.

I was trying to yoink that puck from him, but he totally counter-yoinked me.

by anon1293844 May 17, 2020