Daddy's yoghurt

Very creamy cum

"She suffocated to death because daddy's yoghurt was too thick."

Person 1: I gave her some of daddy's yoghurt.
Person 2: Did she die?
Person 1: Yeah.

by SoulButter April 09, 2020

Buno yoghurt male female edition

The person Buno as a yoghurt male but female.

Marcus: WOW is it true that Buno is a Buno Yoghurt male female edition?
Bille: Yes of course what else?

Mancus: A yog

by the one and only youghurt male May 21, 2024

space yoghurt

when you cook hashish into yoghurt

Dude bring some space yoghurt.

by captain here! August 30, 2017

yummy yoghurt

shit that comes out the tip of ur dick when it gets tingly

Maddy hutton would love some yummy yoghurt rn.

by dick faggot 1 August 16, 2019

Nob Yoghurt

An alternative name for Male Ejaculate.

How can you still be hungry? I just gave you a big serving of Nob Yoghurt

by NobYog September 03, 2019

Yoghurt Stain

The consequence of inadvertently dropping a dairy-based confectionery item onto one’s attire. Also to accidentally spill ones milky man mess down one’s trousers.

Damn did you see state of Leroy’s trousers, bro straight up yoghurt stained himself…

by Engels Lad May 21, 2025

Fizzy Yoghurt

A recipe discovered by a Mr Arthur Shappey, Esquire. Mr Shappey is not known for his culinary expertise.

ARTHUR: Oh, Douglas, you should have asked me.
DOUGLAS: Should I, though, Arthur, really? The inventor of fizzy yoghurt?
ARTHUR: To be fair, I didn’t invent that so much as discover the process that makes it.
DOUGLAS: Yes... Yoghurt plus time!

by ESBremzy October 11, 2019