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your mom 

A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.
Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs

Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom
your mom by Douchbag Jim April 6, 2017

your mom 

An old joke people that don't know how to roast use when someone says something
your mom by 🍌🍌🌚🌚 May 27, 2017

Your mom 

Reddit poster: What's your favorite thing to do during the winter?
Reddit commenter: Your mom
Your mom by frabrizio December 18, 2017

Your Mom 

THE ONLY TRUE COME BACK!!!
it is also a dead meme fighting to survive.
Jimmie: hey Chad what did you do last night?
Chad: Your Mom
Your Mom by really real real stuff September 5, 2018