Ya Mum

Usually used in a sentence involving yer friend banging her

Guess who I had sex with last night? Ya Mum!

by BoxManTings March 23, 2021

Ya mum

A knobjocky

Ya mum is a cunt

by Yorak_hunt February 6, 2024

Suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad

Offensive term often used on trolls or people that piss Hannah off in the Bebahan stream.

"Go suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad"

by gzxy July 1, 2023

ya mum

ya mum is used for a FUCKING OVERRATED JOKE LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN

man 1: hey bro what did u have for lunch
man 2: ya mum.
man 1: ion wanna do this no more, i just wanna go home, LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP KID UR NOT FUNNY

by Suckmytoeswithnutella69 July 4, 2022

ya mum a hoe

a sentence you'd say to some annoying ass pubescent boy who won't leave you alone

person 1: oi
person 2: yeah?
person 1: guess what
person 2: what?
person 1: YA MUM A HOE!

by thefattestass101 April 27, 2022

YA MUM

Something you say when you see a British roadman

Roadman "Ayo where you from g"
Person "YA MUM"
Roadman "Ahhh i know where that is"

by Nasher1435 September 20, 2021

ya mum

You become gay if you say it outloud

DUDE 1 : YA MUM IS COMING TO MY BED
DUDE 2 : WELL FUCK YOU!

by The person in your moms bed March 1, 2022