Wominding

When a woman reminds you of something you've already said you were going to do.

Came up with this term today when a female friend of mine reminded me to do something I just said not even 2 minutes prior.

Man: I need to stop at the hardware store today.
Woman: Don't forget to stop at the hardware store today.
Man: I just said that, but thanks for wominding me.

by Just a Sad Man May 8, 2018

Whining

Thinking of a minimum wage job as sub-serviant work, or of the people you work for/with as slave drivers is called whining. At a minimum wage job you don't get paid much but you do get paid something. Nobody likes a minimum wage job, but whiners haven't had to be anything closer to sub-serviant than anybody else who worked a minimum wage job.

At least you get paid, people who didn't get paid for doing work as kids aren't whining about it.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019

The Winking Iguana

When a woman's breasts point in opposite directions (iguana boobs) while one nipple is erect and the other is flacid, therefore making her chest look like and Iguana is winking.

Man 1: hey did you see that chicks titties last night?
Man 2: ya man. total the winking iguana. i felt like i was jurassic park.

by pootie mcsnazzz August 23, 2011

Winking at the Cobra

A daring act of defiance in the face of certain great bodily harm or death.

Logan jumped into the black water of the amazon tributary, eager for a break from the oppressive heat. His friends desperately tried to stop him, knowing that Pirai, Anaconda, and Cayman lurk below the murky surface.

"What's Logan Doing?!?!" exclaimed his friend Annie.

"Oh Logan? He is winking at the Cobra again. What a douchebag" retorted his older brother, Greg

by DJReeves July 6, 2012

Winking in the dark

When you're desperate for a poo, but there aren't any lavatories available/nearby.

Margaret: "What's that smell?"

Geoffrey: "Sorry love, I'm winking in the dark after last night's Madras"

by matticu5 June 1, 2016

whinging pommy bastard

See: Robert Lynn Whipple IV.

Whiny cunt who is often scrounging in local public servers with a 1:2 kill:death ratio. Complains of his mother when she comes home with two drunk black bitches preparing for an orgy.

Whipple: Oh fuck, my winAMP is broke!!
Darkstarrr: QQ you whinging pommy bastard.
Whipple: OLL

by darkstarrr November 1, 2007

whisking

Rubbing your nuts on some hairy bitches face.

"woah, you made it with Demelza?"
"Nah, i wasn't that drunk. But I whisked her"

by Sensate August 14, 2004