Myspace Wisdom

When you are in need of something thoughtful, cool, and snappy to say to anyone else, you would go to Myspace to see if anybody had posted some Myspace wisdom.

Usually comes in handy for a forum, maybe a signature, Or a topic title.

Jane: Awe, Jeff, I just got some sweet myspace wisdom, "When one door closes another door opens, but we being so young tend to always choose the path that seems the easiest... We are all just lazy-ass bums."

Jeff: That's a good one.

Jane: Well get off your lazy ass and get my laundry!

by SMLILEGNA February 22, 2009

Balloon Of Wisdom

It doesen't answer questions, it just KNOWS things. Has visions in the canteen at lunchtime so teachers think she is having an epileptic fit.

Candy Necklace of Wrath: What's Michelle doing?

Glowystick of Friggin Peace: That's not Michelle, its the Balloon of Wisdom! And she's having a vision!

Candy Necklace of Wrath: Oh, ok.

by chestnutsumo85 February 25, 2009

years beyond your wisdom

opposite of wisdom beyond your years. A point at which someone you know stops gaining wisdom and continues to gain years.

Joe says "you know what Tom, I love school; I'm going on and getting my third bachelor's degree, in accounting."

Tom says "gee Joe, you're awfully smart, but now I'm starting to think you've got years beyond your wisdom."

by stealthfighter July 28, 2010

Drag Queen Wisdom

Wisdom commonly shared between drag queens, usually involving being oneself and not apologizing for it. Not to be confused with famous drag queen Wanda Wisdom.

Drag Queen Wisdom is like Southern Wisdom, but with more sass.

by The Logical Fallacy January 1, 2019

pre cum wisdom

When one realizes right before they cum that they person they are having sex with is no longer attractive, opposite of post nut clarity.

John “Dude I was having sex with this girl and right before I nutted I realized she was ugly as fuck”
Jerry “You got that pre cum wisdom dude.”

by Bone_Boi January 29, 2021

ocean wisdom

a term used to describe a homophobic homosexual black man that lives in a suburban transilvania

this term could also be used to refer to a douche-like fantasy.

oh my god! billy conelly is such an ocean wisdom

ocean is so shallow

paris hilton is such an ocean wisdom!

get lost, hitler, you ocean.

by james baxter groves December 29, 2007

Google Wisdom

Anything that is proven to be fact by searching for keywords on Google's search engine and comparing the result totals.

The search engine (www.google.com) is used because it is the de facto search engine of choice on the internet.

If you Google (verb) the words "Dick Cheney" + "Selfless", you get 25,400 results (as of 7/2009).

If you Google the words "Dick Cheney"
+ "Selfish" you get 110,000 results.

This is intended to indicate that the popular consensus on the internet is that 'Dick Cheney' is more closely associated with the term 'selfish' than 'selfless'. He must therefore be, in fact, selfish.

This conclusion is called 'Google Wisdom'.

by DrMario July 8, 2009