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Wisconsin crop circles

Using a vehicle to make patterns in the snow on roads, parking lots and other flat surfaces during the night, so its looks like they mysteriously appear when it becomes light the next morning.
Saw some wisconsin crop circles in the high school parking lot when I dropped the kids off this morning.
by Really Light Stuff February 12, 2019
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Wisconsin Twister

A diabolical maneuver applied to a man after he’s passed out cold. She pulls out your little pecker, proceeds to quickly turn it into a soft pretzel twist, then yanks it like she’s trying to start your shitty lawnmower
Reputa heard I cheated on her,so she waited until I was passed out to give me the filthiest Wisconsin Twister I’ve ever had. I Woke up squeeling like a pig & shit my pants
by Billy Gaggins April 6, 2019
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Wisconsin Soup Kitchen

While receiving a blow job, the girl throws up on your penis then continues to swallow the vomit and your load.
Last night I picked up a butterball from the bar and she gave me a Wisconsin soup kitchen on the way back to the hotel.
by Tankie 6969 May 6, 2022
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wisconsense

Nonsense originating from the state of Wisconsin
"oh man, I love the Green Bay Packers!"

"get up on outta here with that wisconsense, you dirty sconnie!"
by CyFi December 18, 2016
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Greenville Wisconsin

A hick town close to Hortonville Wisconsin, which is also a hick town, like the rest of Wisconsin. People here are usually drunk.
I go four wheeling all the time when I'm in Greenville Wisconsin heh heh
by Bubbie the whale December 17, 2010
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Wisconsin Waterfall

A type of mullet haircut that is characterized by a long, flowing cranio-caudal segement (usually straight but sometimes crimped), and crescent-shaped anterior bangs held in place by Aquanet or other hairspray. This type of plumage is often seen on farmers in the midwestern United States.
'I ain't stoppin at that gas station, there were more Wisconsin Waterfalls in the parkin lot than at the damn Dells.'
by CapnCrouton April 30, 2004
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wisconsin

1. Better than California.
2. Greatest state ever.
3. America's real dairyland (don't listen to those fraud Californian motherfuckers).
4. All 4 seasons.
5. Home of Brett Favre and the Packers
6. Home of the Brewers (they're the Yankees, except they don't buy titles!)
7. Sadly, home of the Bucks.
Wisconsin rocks. Underrated. Fuck you Michigan.
by Detroitsucks May 30, 2007
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