crinkly wink

crinkly wink: a view of someone's anus, particularly if puckered shut and resembling an asterisk (*). (KRIN-kul-lee WINK)(n)

"Yuck! Dude bent over in the locker room and I got a crinkly wink; how do I unsee that? Damn, now I need eyebleach."

by The_Real_Terry September 13, 2020

shit van winkle

Someone who sleeps all day and only wakes up to take a shit and jerk off and then goes right back to sleep and repeats this cycle for months

I tried to get my homey to leave the house but he's pulling a shit van winkle

by Conquering Lion December 29, 2015

Peri The Winkle

That one one guy in the squad who has the smallest penis. Often voted on every Friday the 13th.

"Blud, I got named the Peri the Winkle of the squad."
"That's peak Blud..."

by SkyWayneTheLordOfYourMemes May 16, 2016

Rip Van Winker

A flamboyant male that prays upon males and females that are passed out in order to penetrate their tight little unsuspecting winkers and rearranging their lower intestines.

I don’t know what happened last night. I remember playing quarters with whiskey shots for two hours then it went all black. I woke up this morning and my underwear were stuffed in my mouth and my asshole was greased and sore as hell. I took a shit and it was so compacted it was like trying to pass a table leg out my ass. What the hell happened? Braaaaaahhhh. You got the old Rip Van Winker.

Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.

by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

WinKitty

1. A kitten or cat that wins at life.

2. The act of helping others and/or doing awesome unto others.

WinKitty was a word founded by a user named "meekakitty" on YouTube. It was popularized by John Green of the Vlogbrothers, when he asked his many subscribers what "WinKitty" could possibly mean.

1. Jingles is very WinKitty!

2. The Vlog Brothers, Hank and John Green, do various acts of WinKitty on their YouTube channel.

by ultimatekai December 13, 2009

winkie

A pee-pee

And he pulled out his WINKIE and told her it was a strawberry ice-cream cone!

by Joe C June 14, 2004

Winkfrown

An emoticon used to signify sadness, with a bit or sarcasm or cynicism, or humor. It's like saying "tragic, but you get it".

;(

In an online chat, adding a winkfrown:

"Ya, she was really happy to be there,
until she broke her ankle! ;( "

by Tattered Hoody August 10, 2009