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wall of wanks

Top most wanked to people featured on thankyourwank.com The Wall of Wanks includes man, woman and celebrities that the users of the website +1 everytime they wank thinking about them.
Everyone wanks so hard at Hayley Williams that no wonder she is always featured on the wall of wanks of thankyourwank.com
by WankMistress July 11, 2011
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South Carolina Windshield

The act of picking up a girl at a Walmart, taking her home to have sex with her, and when you are about to cum, you pull out, put a plastic Walmart bag (must be from a Walmart) over her face, and ejaculate onto the bag that is now covering her face.
Person A: Dude, I picked up a girl at Walmart last night.

Person B: Oh, nice! Did you give her a South Carolina Windshield?

Person A: Yup! Luckily I had a Walmart bag lying around at my house to put over her head to cum on.

Person B: Good, cause everyone knows that without a Walmart bag, it's not a South Carolina Windshield.

Person A: Yeah, that's a necessity for a proper South Carolina Windshield
by SleevesAreFascistPropaganda September 19, 2018
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wanksock

Whilst in the act of a white knuckle shuffle,having no tissue to hand using a conveniant sock to catch your seed so it doesn't stain the carpet
I was going through Frankies washing & out popped a crusty wanksock
by Francis B November 20, 2007
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Wankspangle

Anyone who fails.
Q. Will you marry me.
A. No. Because you are a Wankspangle.
by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016
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Sir Wanksalot

A formal reference to a male, typically late teens and early 20s, that wanks himself mutiple times a day. Typically affiliated with a porn addition and lack of employment.
Let me introduce you to my roommate John. However you can simply cal him Sir Wanksalot.

My brother, Sir Wanksalot, moved back in with mom and dad. What a looser.
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
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wankstain

A complete and utter waste of a perfectly good wank!
You are a complete and utter 'wankstain'!
by TsunamiWaverider July 3, 2015
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wicksburg high school

A school that includes but is not limited to the following:
-douchebags who act like their dick is 3x as big as it is
-hoes who try go get pregnant 5x a year
-emos
-teachers
-Mrs. Strickland
Those Wicksburg High School kids will fuck up your life. The teachers probably will too.
by i don't have a name! :) February 21, 2017
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