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wicked skeng man

A wicked skeng man is the boss in the streets. He is the pimp of the pimps the big man to the big man. Simply a g
Oi Bruv u seen the wicked skeng man yet
by Max Simpson cuz why not January 29, 2018
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wanker's claw

When you masturbate for too long without coming / another person masturbates a male for too long and gets a stiff hand and wrist.
"Can you take over? I'm developing wanker's claw!"
by GTFO my dog October 18, 2008
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wankenspanker

A name reserved for friends and acquaintances implying they are rather proficient at masturbating.

Derived from wanker and "spanking the monkey" a colorful description for masturbation.
Hey, wankenspanker how's work going?
by budgieramone May 15, 2009
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Wanker of the Week

Wanker of the week is the guy who is most annoying, irritating of the week
That guy is such a Wanker, in fact he's the wanker of the week
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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Wanker's Regret

The feeling of regret after you've just shot your load. Normally happens after you've had two hour wank session over some really, really filthy anal dressed up like a pig A2M porn that turns your stomach and makes you fire 2 metres.

Results in you running ccleaner to clear your tracks, the deletion of your five year porn stash and a cold shower.
Tim: I just burnt my clothes, chucked the PC out of the window and chopped my own balls off.

Ben: Bad case wanker's regret man.
by TimBen86 December 23, 2009
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Wankeress

- Seen Stephani and Mika?
- No I no longer talk to these two wankeresses.
by Nashi-washi January 4, 2018
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