Hippie Wiener

An uncercumsized penis.

If you dont circumcise your son he'll be shunned later in life for sporting a hippie wiener.

by Lee Thargic September 27, 2019

Hot Wiener

To have an STD most likely Gohnorrea giving your penis a burning or hot feeling

Austin: Bro I fucked this girl last week and now it burns when I pee.

Dustin: Bro you got a hot wiener get that shit checked out.

by aicwebbtmac November 16, 2017

wiener stiff

An alternate term used when negotiating a price on an item for sale. Used in place of “firm”

Are you wiener stiff on that price?

by A Goat among Sheep February 28, 2022

finger or wiener

A game played while blindfolded, the winner is able to determine if they're being touched by a finger or a wiener. Generally enjoyed by homosexual men or North Dakota oil field workers.

Josh: "Hey bro I got some Smirnoff ice, wanna play finger or wiener?"

Random stranger: "Sure thing I will grab the blindfold and meet you at man camp!"

Passer by: "wanna make it a finger or wiener tournament?"

Finger or wiener can also be abbreviated to F or W

by Idahospud July 04, 2014

wiener junkie

A “sausage” aficionado.

Bridget sure likes to eat a lot of strange “sausages”. She’s a real wiener junkie.

by Wisco96 February 08, 2018

wiener cuz

The relationship between two friends that have slept with the same girl.

Steve: You slept with that girl last night?
James: Yeah, why?
Steve: I slept with her two weeks ago, that makes you my wiener cuz.

by Ginger Swede June 08, 2010

extra wieners

when there is a superfluous amount of pork swords

Whoa, whoa one at a time! I've got no use for your extra wieners.

by a a t July 23, 2008