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tighty whiteys

The tight stlyle of underwear worn by cool kids. They come in many different patterns and colors. It is tight because they have elastic around the legholes and waistband. Unfortunately they are more embarrasing to be seen in public with because they dont have extensions down the legs, it just stops at the top. The people who wear them, such as myself, are the usual targets for wedgies, which is where one of more people take the back of someones tighty whiteys and pull up as hard as they can. Sometimes over the head, or sometimes they get hung on something. Tighty Whiteys are cool.
I am 13 and I was getting changed for gym. When i took off my shirt I got pantsed and I was standing there in these dinosaur tighty whiteys. Then they took me outside and pushed me into the girls locker room. Then when the girls got in they gave me a huge hanging wedgie inbetween the lockers. How they did this was they went inbetween a row of lockers took the front of my undees and hooked it onto a top locker on one side of the row, then they took the back of my undees and hooked it onto a top locker on the other side of the row. So I was suspended about 3 feet in the air by these dinosaur tighty whiteys. Then they left me there for the rest of the gym class, and when they got back they still wouldnt let me down for another fifteen minutes. Eventally the janitor came in and let me down. Then I had to walk across the school in these dinosaur tighty whiteys to the office to call my mom and tell her to bring me some clothes.
by elmer the great January 31, 2007
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Whittaker

That ancient family of mad geniuses known for their massive heads and brainpower. Excessive geekiness is also not unknown.
Darn, that Whittaker beat me again.
by Bleem890 February 7, 2009
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whittney

A smart kind girl who never gives up and will never loose hope. She is beautiful and never looses hope in anyone or anything.
You are just like whittney.
by Yo gab a gabba October 18, 2017
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whittus

Oh My God That Lad Over There Is Whittus!!
by -M3LiiSS- August 31, 2007
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whitey paranoia

the fear of minorities that white people experience in an urban setting
White Girl: OMG is that black guy coming up to our car?
Black Girl: Biotch you need to quit with that whitey paranoia.
by thetoast September 6, 2008
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Going White/ Whitey

To be sick, either literally or metaphorically as a result of something.
Oh mate... after all that weed i'm gonna go white

All this work is sending me white

I was so pissed i went whitey all over the floor

Open the door im going white/ whitey , oh too late i went white on my shoes
by JHezza April 23, 2010
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Tighty Whiteys

A Comfertable Yet Embarrising type of underwear to buy and wear, though I wear Them, they're the best underwear ever.
As I Got Dress For Gym, Some Kid Cme Up To Me And Pantsed Me, Showing My Tighty Whiteys, And Just After That I Was Given An Enoumous Hanging Wedgie And Wouldn't Be Let Down!, Then, As They Pulled Down On My Briefs, Tey Started To Rip Sorta Come Off, Then, It Happend, They Ripped Off Exposing My Penis To Everyone, Luckily, I Was Near The Restroom, So I Was Hiding There Nearly The Whole Day! Afterwords I Was Able To Get My Pants On And get Home, A Misrable Day Indeed.
by Echo-Man01 March 29, 2009
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