As defined by the great Louis CK in his concert film "Hilarious", these problems affect Americans in the middle to upper class. This is when your life is so amazing, that you make shit up to be upset about.
"Why do I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? This is bullshit, I shouldn't have to do that!"
This is in sharp contrast to real problems, experienced by people in other countries.
"Why do I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? This is bullshit, I shouldn't have to do that!"
This is in sharp contrast to real problems, experienced by people in other countries.
My English professor didn't truly grasp the depth of my thesis statement! ...By the way I know this doesn't matter at all, I'm just telling you my white people problems.
by LawsonComedy October 21, 2010
Get the White People Problems mug.Hating white people is a political position popular among unsuccessful demographics who look for an excuse as to why they themselves are unsuccessful. Much like the Nazis with the Jews, these people will blame every social ill on the successful European race (believing they are being oppressed by them), and will often advocate for their own "final solution". (i.e genocide). Hatred of whites is very common among black and muslim populations.
SJW: "Hating white people is ok because they're oppressing us!"
Normal person: "How are they oppressing you? By giving you free money?"
SJW: "STOP OPPRESSING ME WITH YOUR WHITE LOGIC!"
Normal person: "How are they oppressing you? By giving you free money?"
SJW: "STOP OPPRESSING ME WITH YOUR WHITE LOGIC!"
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Get the scared white people mug.Anything typically associated with weird things done by mostly Americans....
I.e Florida Man...
Or just anything that would make you roll your eye n say, 'white people'
I.e Florida Man...
Or just anything that would make you roll your eye n say, 'white people'
After hearing about white people shenanigans...
I.e A monther breast feeding her baby and holding hands simultaneously
"Sheesh,white people syndrome.."
I.e A monther breast feeding her baby and holding hands simultaneously
"Sheesh,white people syndrome.."
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All rich white people are douchebags, but not all white people are rich and/or douchebags. The amount of zero's of their net worth is the same and/or equal to the size of their ego
All rich white people are douchebags, but not all white people are rich and/or douchebags. The amount of zero's of their net worth is the same and/or equal to the size of their ego
Jamal: Yo, did ya see Brad yesterday?
Zach: Nah, that pretentious jerk didn't hang out with us because he wanted to go sailing and gossip about the rest of us in the community to his hedge fuck friends who drive BMW's
Jamal: I don't mean to be racist, Yall all are white though, how come he sold you out like an Xbox?
Zach: Well Jamal, the thing is not all white people are the same, you got the regular whites who are down with the homies and the rich white people who are down with other rich white people, in other words, they ain't down with the homies. It's black and white, no pun intended.
Jamal: It's all good. Word.
Zach: Nah, that pretentious jerk didn't hang out with us because he wanted to go sailing and gossip about the rest of us in the community to his hedge fuck friends who drive BMW's
Jamal: I don't mean to be racist, Yall all are white though, how come he sold you out like an Xbox?
Zach: Well Jamal, the thing is not all white people are the same, you got the regular whites who are down with the homies and the rich white people who are down with other rich white people, in other words, they ain't down with the homies. It's black and white, no pun intended.
Jamal: It's all good. Word.
by QUSO2020 October 22, 2011
Get the Rich White People mug.Second hand embarrassment from a white person acting stereotypically white in public (usually experienced by the token minority friend)
Person A was stabbing their food using the chopsticks. Person B was feeling white people embarrassment from it.
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