evan weiner

People named Evan probably have a big weiner

Evan got a Evan Weiner fsfs

by Glezed AG April 12, 2022

weiner bandit

a gas station employee, usully with the nickname Flea, who swipes the spoiled hot dogs from the grill for his own pleasure

"Can you believe Flea made off with all those hot dogs. He is such a weiner bandit!"

by amandas toy October 26, 2011

weiner sweeper

-noun

1. A mustache so rich and full that it may be used to sweep the dust off another man's penis.

2. Synonym for molestache.

Hey, check it out! Someone with a mustache like that must only be using it for a weiner sweeper.

by ntgalloway September 7, 2009

Weiner Welts

The facial trauma resulting from slapping someone in the face repeatedly with an erection.

"Dude, I gave Holly some SERIOUS weiner welts last night!"

by Majic Johnson November 1, 2011

weiner out

weiner out means to go to sleep.
if you and a friend have been up all hours doing not much at all, and one goes to sleep before the other, said party might be said to weiner out.

we WERE gonna have an ultimate fighting championship but Steve weinered out.

by Bumnasty Burger January 21, 2005

Gangster Weiner

When one is putting on a condom and and your weiner gets soft cause its too gangster for safety

I can't use condoms because I get gangster weiner

by nozad November 4, 2021

weiner dance

A male who stands in front of someone or something and shakes his weiner around without using his hands

Todd did the weiner dance for Jen.

by Warrior1023 August 20, 2017