weekend dad

As popularized by Milhouse on The Simpsons, a phrase referring to the father of a child who's parents are divorced and split custody of the child.

In such situations, what can happen is the mother has custody of the child during the week, while the father gets to spend one or both days of the weekend with him or her.

Phrase is especially true if the mother is remarried or has a boyfriend, hence the child's father figure during the week. This makes the biological father the weekend dad.

Kid- "Where are we going this Saturday weekend Dad?"
Father- "Stop calling me that! We're going to the water park."
Kid- "Thanks, weekend dad!"

by ACG2x October 20, 2004

weekday phobia

- a condition of people having negative feelings for

weekdays;

- a state of mind that usually occurs on later hours of

Sunday's

- a manner of feeling unmotivated, lazy, etc. to face

weekdays

- a fear that brings unhappy thoughts for the coming days

(Monday- Friday)

especially when you are expecting to do task

overtime because of too much work load.. and your

trying hard to beat deadlines.

- also suffered by real students

" I'm not interested to do anything for the moment, I'm on a weekday phobia mode! "

by lazy laila January 17, 2010

Weekend Bulimia

A person in thier twenties who typically takes good care of their body through consistent excercise. healthy food Intake and not abusing alcohal. However, once the weekend hits, she/he binges on several types of drinks (wine then martini then beer then red bull/vodka then the many shots that are insisted upon taking by the many) and inevitably ends up puking in the bar bathroom stalls.

Weekend Bulimia. Cause it only happens on the weekends. It's not as serious

by Joeyelly June 16, 2010

Weekend Whip

Lego ninjago theme song. in other words the best fucking song every.

JUST JUMP UP kICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPIN
AND THEN WELL JUMP BACK DO IT AGAIN
NINJA-GO!
NINJA-GO!
COME ON
COME ON
WERE GONNA DO IT AGAIN

Chad 1: Weekend Whip is the best fucking song ever
Chad 2: I know right!

by ninjago fan November 11, 2021

Oxt Weekend

"the weekend after this coming weekend."

I can't hang out this coming weekend, but how about oxt weekend?

by ivan.cash July 30, 2009

Millionaires weekend

The two or three day free-for-all spending spree that immediately follows one's monthly paycheque arrival.

I'm gonna be eating dustbunnies and dandruff sandwiches for the next three weeks...went and jizzed all my wages over millionaires weekend.

by Dave Luke Ford October 5, 2006

Weekend Lover

A significant other person that you will get intimate with over the weekend but when you return to school on Monday you act as if nothing happened.

Justin is Tiffany's weekend lover. Most people don't know but they get together almost every weekend.

by cowtale January 10, 2009