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wardening

The act of getting blasted in the 60's while doing some dumbass shit, such as making stupid gestures with the hand and face.
Remember when you guys threw pickles at my face because i was wardening.
by kevin warden April 22, 2006
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Saffron Walden

Town in Essex that has lots of smokers, chavs, girls wearing rolled-up skirts, abnoxious teenagers and children and random old people.

All respect goes to those random old people.

Anyways, here in this town we like to name things improperly. For instance:

The Common -- No, it's just a huge field of grass, some benches, a little park down at the bottom and a 'labyrinth', when, in all honesty, it's just some lines drawn on the grass. It's not a 'common', it's a field.

Bridge End Gardens -- where is this bridge end? In fact, where is this bridge?

For now, this is really all you need to know about this beloved little town. Oh, and we got lots of shops :D
Person 1: So where do you live, Mr. Chav?

Chav: I live down in Saffron Walden. Can't get much better than that, mate.
Person 1: ....
by Freddos R Better When Cheaper February 28, 2011
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A guy that will give you only 2 options if you dont have enough money to pay for your gas after fueling. Also known as a Wegster. Option 1 is to run or drive away like a bat out of hell and hope to god you dont get caught by a green Mercury Tracer. Option 2 is he will have sex with your wife in front of you and then wait 18 years for your daughter to be born and then have sex with her snagglepuss also. It ends with a hebrew national cockshake or a fruit salad wink with a smile that will make your turds shiver in fear back into your ass basket.
I went and got gas today but forgot my wallet. I realized i had to deal with the law of the fuel warden. I didnt want to spend the money i saved for my whiskey so I left my wife to get a Wegster. I knew shed never experienced a hebrew national, so i figured it was a win, win. Little did i know that this asshole decided to wait 19 years instead of 18 and ate the embryo he first created after the first 4 months and then Wegstered my wife again. He then proceded to wait the typical 18 years to chili dog my daughter.
by papa beast mode September 1, 2011
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Time Warden

Someone that is never late, nor will tolerate anyone else being late.
Let's go boys! Your game starts in 32 minutes!
Damn Steve, your mom is such a Time Warden!
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Walden Woods

Upper middle class development in Toms RiverNew jersey. It located near the TR jackson boarder. it is right near saratoga
Some people think that people who live in Walden Woods are rich but They should really look at the people who live in tallymar
by Guinea Pig April 9, 2005
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