kurt wagner

my bf

yes kurt wagner aka nightcrawler is my real bf incase u were wondering !!

by cyclopsrealgf September 11, 2021

Rowan Warner

A kid fucker that has a small dick, says that he eats cheese but he doesn’t. He spends all of his time searching for Swiss cheese to stick his toes in.

Look out it’s Rowan Warner , hide your cheese or else he molest it

by Kid reaper November 27, 2021

William Benjamin Bellafiore-Wagner

Winning at life rn
Pretty good at math
Personality: Tall
Common nicknames: Killercow500, Smoked_by_will, Willable, Willeh Bella, the boy, the menace, shit head

No mom, that wasn't a BMW Individual M760i xDrive Model V12, that was William Benjamin Bellafiore-Wagner.

by Gorrilla vs Kong October 16, 2021

Wassermann Paradox

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and soiling oneself during intercourse. The "paradox" to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences.

"I'm going to need a mop and bucket, I may have suffered from the Wassermann Paradox."

by MasterOnion December 13, 2009

Pulling a Wagner

1. Extremely theatrical drumming, e.g., making really dramatic faces while bringing the drumsticks up higher than they need to accurately hit the drums.

2. Masturbation.

Did you see that guy on stage? He was really pulling a wagner.

by two dudes and one dudette. May 21, 2009

Wagner Tuba

A fucked-up musical instrument most frequently heard in the works of Richard Wagner and Anton Bruckner. Though capable of sounding quite beautiful, it usually sounds like shit and elicits dirty looks and sighs from the rest of the orchestra.

Musician #1: "What are we playing on tour in March?"

Musician #2: "Bruckner 8"

Musician #1: "Oh Fuck! Wagner Tubas!!!"

by hrnhtr February 10, 2009

Weed Waster

someone who wastes weed by not smokin it right and it gets everyone pissed off, someone who smokes your weed and doesnt get high and is a faggot

that fag is a weed waster i mean i bet hes never been high and barely inhales

by dj the man June 11, 2006