Warm Hammer

Deliberately and repeatedly hitting your lady in the eye with your member.

Yo dawg, my bitch was giving me shit everyday. Everyday. Until I gave her the warm hammer.

by Warm Hammer PhD. August 15, 2011

Hand-Warming

Using the hands to stimulate the genitals in preparation for sexual intercourse.

Rachel got me nice and rigid with a little hand-warming.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018

Warm order

Someone who is off not quite right not likeable a little untrustworthy sly has own agenda.

He’s a bit of a warm order him.

by Percyplatypus July 17, 2019

Warm Pillow

1. A headrest that is not cool in temperature.
2. A condition whereby a headrest increases in temperature due to body heat and therefore creates an unpleasant sleeping experience.
3. An unpleasant experience.

1. Man: “I can’t fall asleep because this pillow is too warm!”
Woman: “Ah, you must have a warm pillow.”
2. I couldn’t fall sleep last night because I kept experiencing warm pillow.
3. This party is a warm pillow, let’s ditch!

by 5ryguy5 June 27, 2023

Warming a Cobbler

Brewing up a big ol’ shit.

Who’s farting in here? The room smells like hot ass. Just me braaaaahhhh. I’m warming a cobbler. Should be ready from the oven shortly.

by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018

Warm Beans

The opposite of saying "cool beans". Means the same thing, its just for people who dont like their beans cold.

Person 1: Dude i just got a new dog!
Person 2: Warm Beans!
Person 1: You mean cool beans?
Person2: Nope, i dont like my beans cold.

by Mr. Prezident_001 January 11, 2010

a warm welcome

a warm exhalation on the crotch of the person's pants or under garments of the person you're about to perform oral sex on.

1. Yeah, sally gave me a blowjob last night. It was great, she started me off with a warm welcome ... yeah.

2. OMG, he totally gave me a warm welcome before he tore off my panties and ate me out ... yeah.

by wuntoothrie November 20, 2011