A class of vehicles driven by milfs to navigate between home, school, the mall, wal-mart, and soccer practice. Most milf wagons will bear one or more window stickers advertising a child's status in a soccer club, pom squad, gymnastics, or other organization.
Popular milf wagons include the Chevy Suburban, Chevy Tahoe, Range Rover, GMC Yukon, Toyota Land Cruiser, Toyota Seqouia, and the Lincoln Navigator.
Popular milf wagons include the Chevy Suburban, Chevy Tahoe, Range Rover, GMC Yukon, Toyota Land Cruiser, Toyota Seqouia, and the Lincoln Navigator.
"My favorite milf wagon is the OnStar-equipped Chevy Tahoe with side window weather deflectors. This vehicle is equipped with stain-resistant fabric, so stains left by drinks, muddy shoes, and wet milf snatch wipe right off!"
by David the Pimp January 10, 2008

by Logic? February 5, 2015

A yellow Chevrolet Silverado SS driven by "The Bride" (Uma Thurman) after discovering she was raped in a state of unconsciousness at the hands of the head nurse, Buck, the original owner of the vehicle; in Quentin Tarantino's film, Kill Bill: Vol.1. The truck used in the film is currently possessed by Tarantino.
by BasedL0rd January 27, 2018

by greg ballard January 11, 2010

I ended up accidentally running a red light because I couldn't see around the douche-wagon in front of me.
My car got hit in the parking garage because someone had parked their douche-wagon in a compact spot.
My car got hit in the parking garage because someone had parked their douche-wagon in a compact spot.
by ox gray July 26, 2010

by Vic Damone Jr May 2, 2006

by Butterball Jr. December 9, 2012
