wanderlust

A word used by pumpkin spiced drinking white girls to declare that they would suck each and every single dick necessary to get away from their hometowns. Usually used in a hashtag, accompanied by a scenic photograph.

Let the wanderlust take me wherever mother nature goes, so long as I can still order a non-fat tall mocha latte with soy milk and caramel drizzle.

by puckyoself September 4, 2016

Wagner Time

Being 100-1000% later than every stated time arrival. A mental illness that creates a black-hole like time warp in ones mind that creates the illusion that you drive a fucking Delorean and can somehow bend the space-time continuum and travel at impossible speeds to reach stated destinations.

Hey, I gotta run to Menomonie, WI. Then St Paul. Then Stillwater. Then North Saint Paul. Then back to Menomonie. I'll meet you at the bar in 10 minutes, Wagner Time motherflower.

by Mnknockoutkid September 4, 2010

Wanderism

A saying by TTPG board member wander that uses incorrect grammar and sentence structure a statement that only makes sense to wander. A statement or sentence that is funny because of how retarded it sounds.

Wanderism "I will tell you what the problem.
I don't know where you come from but can you explain to me what you put in and explain it really well.

I have other things to do then to think below your belt.
There‘s a lot in the mess itself.

You were self defense"

by joepizza September 5, 2010

wandering mongoose

The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.

Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.

Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?

Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.

Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.

by jimbobkyle April 4, 2008

Wandering Monster

One who will not be found on the main road. This person is a gamer that values friendship but is also willing to participate in frequent insults pertaining to another Monsters mother. A Monster must be witty and ready to strike at the first sign of weakness. Insults are subject to review by other Monsters and will be judged accordingly. Insults that don’t live up to expectations will be dismissed while those that do will invite future attacks. Attacks which include the words Munging or Cosby Sweeter will most likely earn more respect from a Wandering Monster.

No Example for a Wandering Monster

by Woñs March 16, 2012

Wanderling

Someone who loves to travel, & visit different parts of the world.

"Chloe's such a wanderling, she makes me wanna see the world."

by Zzzzz11111 August 7, 2017

Wayner

Someone who is from or lives in Wayne County (or Jesup), Georgia. Wayners tend to be oddballs and stand out in relation to others from Southeast Georgia. Wayners are weird, but occasionally loveable. The best Wayners are from K'Ville since K'Ville knows how to turn up.

Man, that kid is such a Wayner. He always smells his fork after he scratches his butt with it.

by @ThatGuy101 November 12, 2017