dwayne wade

Biggest pansy in the history of the league. Makes a commercial about how tough he is, and then has to leave a game because of a separated shoulder in a WHEELCHAIR and a towel over his face so nobody can see him cry.

Guy 1 - Did you see that pansy in the fight last night?

Guy 2 - Yeah, he looked like Dwayne Wade

by S.A.N April 29, 2009

Walden University

An online diploma mill masquerading as a school. They started as small non-accredited college selling degrees through the mail and have since graduating to sending people spam messages about their graduate programs. Everyone who applies will be accepted as they don’t require a GRE, SAT, or a pulse. If you can pay, you can get yourself a Walden education.

Their professors are all part-time employees who are usually employed at other colleges at teach at Walden for the extra money. All of their classes are canned and don’t really require any real learning. Just write papers and do the minimum and you’ll have a worthless degree in no time at all.

The people who run the small office in Minneapolis, MN change regularly and are usually unhappy with their lives. The school goes through deans and heads of departments so quickly that even the staff jokes about it.

This is the college for anyone who wants to brag about having a degree while they’re restocking the shelves at Target.

I worked at Walden University for two years, finished my online MBA with them, and still can’t get a job anywhere else. F*ck Walden University.

by Wasted MyMoney March 13, 2008

Wade

Wade is a great friend. He will always be loyal to you and will be there when you need him. He doesn’t enjoy to be in his feelings, so he distracts himself with things to take his mind off of his problems. He is so smart it is ridiculous. You can always expect him to be highest score on his test. Wade sometimes lacks motivation because simply doesn’t care. He is really fun to play board games with and will always make it an interesting game. Sometimes Wade is manipulative, and has a hard time apologizing for things. He is also very athletic but would never admit it and loves arts and crafts. He always has different colored hair, like bro, pick and commit! But at the end of the day wade is the loyalist friend you will ever have.

Bro 1: Dude! I just met this really interesting funny guy.

Bro 2: Oh, it’s just typical wade

by I’m sure October 17, 2020

wadelling penguine

the action of jacking a man off, and stopping before he cums. So he waddles like a penguin

Sorry kevin, i did not a mean to give you a wadelling penguine, I should have finished the job.

by Bethany Migal December 31, 2007

Wander Over Yonder

A really good cartoon created by Craig McCracken that got the ax too early because of Disney. It follows the adventures of an alien in another galaxy named Wander with his blue friend and steed, Sylvia. They’re constantly on the run from the self-proclaimed “greatest in the galaxy”, Lord Hater, a manchild skeleton dude with some pretty cool electricity powers and his army of eyeball aliens (in the show they’re called Watchdogs) and the commander of said army, Commander Peepers. Yes, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds.

Wander Over Yonder was a great show until Disney canceled it. Weird yes, but great.

by KNUP March 23, 2021

goin' Walden

The act of leaving the electric world and city and retreating to the country to obtain spiritual enlightenment or just to reflect for a while. Derived from the unexplicably LONG classic by Henry David Thoreau,
"Walden"

I swear if one more person asks me about TPS reports I AM GOIN' WALDEN.

by Andyman1016 December 3, 2005

dwayne wade

Biggest pansy in NBA history. Rides on Shaq's nuts all the way to a championship. If there were no such thing as a referree, he'd be only half as good as Dennis Rodman.

Tmac: Good take to the basket man.
Dwayne Wade: Thanks!
(Pats Wade on the back)
Referree: flagrant foul!
(Tmac is ejected from the game)

by WadeH8r September 1, 2006