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welfare card

In some states welfare is distributed using credit/debit style electronic cards that can be used for groceries and such. In Pennsylvania it is called an Access Card.
Sally used her welfare card to get groceries like chips, soda, and ice cream so her cash was free for lottery tickets and heroin.
by kingfunk August 25, 2006
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welfare queen

1) Individual who is perpetually dependent on government aid so that he/she and his/her family survive.

2) Corporation that is perpetually dependent on government incentives/subsidies to survive.
1) She gets free treatment from the state for drug addiction and has had seven children…all when on welfare? What a welfare queen!

2) Boeing is receiving the bulk of a $3.2 Billion dollar package of tax breaks just so 800 workers are hired in Washington State instead of some other state? What a welfare queen!
by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004
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welfare

The wrong thing to bitch about.

real communist welfare is:
FOREIGN AID
CORPORATE WELFARE
NAFTA
illegal immigration
NASA
AIDS in Africa
Kerry campaign contributions when he is a fucking billionaire!
by sick bastards August 21, 2004
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WELFARE RABBITS

Any woman or couple of any race,creed,color or place of origin that live in the United States and has multiple children to increase their government subsidy checks.
"Hey Billy Bob,Y'all wanna grab us couple of 40s and go down to the river and fish?,our welfare rabbits won't mind".

"I Can't Antoine Bubba Bob,gotta head down to the post office and pick up my welfare check.That woman of mine,Sally Sue May,popped out another rug rat last week and run our gummint money handout up to 25 hunnert dollars a month!.Tell you what!,that woman is one helluva provider"
by Wild Bill from Alaska February 12, 2009
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Welfare Cook book

An Imaginary Book of recipes used for cooking the most amazing food with the least amount of ingrediants. If you recieve "Food Stamps" you've heard of this Book.
Mom made us another amazing meal last night. Ramen Noodles with garlic and Ketchup. Tasted just like spaghetti. She must have got that one from the Welfare Cook book.
by Vandie August 16, 2006
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Welfare Cleaning

What you spend 5 hours doing to your house after you get the call that welfare is coming for a home visit.
John: Shit! welfare just called and they are coming to look at the house!
June: Call the family! time for a welfare cleaning!
by Unknown.Programmer August 29, 2006
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Sweater Welfare

When a friend or co-worker decides to wear old dingy sweaters. Either from a deceased relative or found in an old, dusty container in the attic. (most likely from wife) This person wears them to work with confidence and doesn't realize the whole office thinks he is a tool.
OMG!!!! Did you see Tom's sweater today? He is totally on sweater welfare!

Tom decided to go up into the attic and sift through a bunch of old sweaters from his Swedish wife. Since he decided to wear them to work and out of the house. He is now on Sweater Welfare.
by Sweater Police September 30, 2010
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