wood pussy

what pinocchio wants

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

wood fired pizza

Mmmhhmmmmm oh yeah yes oh yes mmmmmmm oh yeah

Carson: wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now

by Rousingcashew September 28, 2019

Wood Shampoo

Being beaten by a wooden baton.

Billy got a nice dose of wood shampoo from the police.

by Paladin. October 24, 2011

Wood closet

Any orafice for the temporary storage of “wood”. Noun

Bill couldn’t fill up Melanie’s wood closet.

by Tonka wood chuck May 12, 2018

wood duck

70's term adapted from used cars,Easy target for sale of used car, sale of uesd car to customer with no idea, customer with little knowledge,

"Get a load of this wood duck"!
"This woody has no idea"
"I slammed a wood duck into this deal"

by Cassar November 16, 2006

wood river

wood river is a small town in illinois about a half hour from the good ole stl. best known for it's fine blend of rednecks & wiggers and a few black people dabbled in there. the school colors should have been camo due to the fact that the majority of the school's students wear more camo than maroon & gold. wood river is where approx. 67% of the girls get pregnant before graduating high school. and the most fun, legal thing to do is go to walmart. other hobbies include smoking and selling drugs and throwing humdingers at pedestrians.

person one: "did you hear what wood river's getting?"
person two: "yeah! the award for most pregnant girls under the age of 18! and a walmart supercenter, oh hell yesss!"

by poopiemcpooperson March 26, 2009

Wood Elemental

Litterally the worst MTG card ever printed. Ever.

Nerd 1 "word up son im gonna cast this wood elemental"

Nerd 2 "hahahahahaha fuck me, i hope you got plenty of forests to tear up; you broke ass for eyes"

Nerd 1 "shit man, now ive had to tear up all my forests for this terrible card and im straight going to loose"

Nerd 2 "man, what a fucking horrible card"

by Theshocker1984 January 8, 2012