Winter Tears

When the cold weather or a gust of wind forces your eyes to water and hot tears to spill down your cheeks, prompting people to ask "What's the matter?!"

Winter Tears could be an acceptable to use if you don't actually want people to know you're crying. However, during an episode of genuine Winter Tears, there are those that won't believe you weren't sobbing. Thus, the Winter Tears phenomenon is dreaded by young males.

"What's the matter?"
"Don't worry, it's just winter tears"

by MagickDio September 22, 2011

Winter Warmer

An individual (typically female) who unwittingly enters into a part-time relationship during the coldest season of the year, as drinking establishments close early and opportunities for casual sex become less available yet prohibitively more expensive, merely to satisfy someone's needs.

Distinctive pattern of a winter warmer:

- (Autumn equinox)
- Boy snares girl
- Boy invites girl to residence for sex
- (moment of climax)
- Boy turns on Sports News channel
- Girl gets bored and goes home
- Boy smiles
- (Spring equinox)
- Boy ends relationship, goes nightclubbing

by One Unintended January 7, 2012

winter fling

Winter fling- when two people team up for the winter. The couple may do things like watch movies, drink hot chocolate, go to museums, out to dinner, sex, anything to beat the winter blues. Couple is usually exclusive

Mark and I have a winter fling.

by Urbana November 22, 2014

Winter Park’d

The act of being singled out or accused unfairly by fellow co workers within a police department. Usually occurs when the administration is bored and problem employees are allowed to make false accusations resulting in an internal Affairs Investigation. Can also function as a guise to discipline current employees that are simply “not liked” members of the command staff.

“Man this department is crazy, I can’t make it through the year without getting Winter Park’d”.

by IA4LifeRozner January 26, 2019

Winter wife

A girl who is strung along by a boy during the Wintertime purely for sexual gratification, only to be dumped in the Summertime when the going is easy. If the girl falls in love too soon, is high-maintenance, or pleads to spend more time with her boyfriend than he is willing to offer, the relationship may end abruptly, shortly before Xmas or Valentines Day. But if the girl finds conditions to be congenial and bites her tongue, the relationship will run early- to mid-Summer, at which point she is discarded so her "boyfriend" can go on the holiday he secretly booked solely for himself when they were still together.

Dylan: You're the perfect winter wife
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I meant, we will always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p

by Unintended November 27, 2012

Winter Classic

A sexual position incorporating an ice hockey net.

When we got done she asked what that was, I said the Winter Classic
The net is off its moorings, the Winter Classic is underway.
Puck sluts love the Winter Classic
If the crease has a stain, it's the Winter Classic to blame.
Did you hear about the zamboni driver and his wife last night? Did the Winter Classic so long it went into overtime.

by DonCherryPopper January 1, 2015

winter skill issue

Winter skill issue is the phenomenon in which a person's performance in a video game is significantly worse during winter and its surrounding months, or even just cold weather in general. The causes for winter skill issue could be anything from cold hands making it more difficult to aim in a shooter game or just general discomfort in cold weather translating to worse performance.

Derived from winter + skill issue.

I dropped to Bronze 2 in VALORANT today because of winter skill issue.

I used to be #375 in OCE in April, but now I am #562 and it's July. Bloody winter skill issue.

by MelbourneTrainEnthusiast June 21, 2023