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Whopping Wood

a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
OR
he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021
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Willy Whop

|Open compound word|
wil·ly1 ˈwilē/ noun|• | whop /(h)wäp/ verb |
When a man puts it down with his (lovemaking) tool.
(Hitting) her with the (“D”).
When you give a woman that (Super sex).
When you hit her with the (beast mode).
I hit her wit’ da Willy Whop last night.
ByGiovanniDYMillYentei
by MillYentei DYSlick January 1, 2024
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Molly whop

To ejaculate into one's hand and then proceed to facially assault another person, with said hand.
Man1: I saw my ex yo
Man2:what yu do tho
Man1: I molly whop her ass
Man2: damn dats groddy
by Beanadrill July 11, 2015
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Willy Whop

|Open compound word|
wil·ly1 ˈwilē/ noun|• | whop /(h)wäp/ verb |
When a man puts it down with his (lovemaking) tool.
(Hitting) her with the (“D”).
When you give a woman that (Super sex).
When you hit her with the (beast mode).
I hit her wit’ da Willy Whop last night.
ByGiovanniDYMillYentei
by MillYentei DYSlick January 1, 2024
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whops

used short for “whopper” or “wopping
Whops are cool 😎
by idkkkillmeplz April 22, 2018
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Molly whop

To smack a bitch or nigga ( depends on what u play for ) with your penis
by _xxgloxx January 9, 2020
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Molly whopped

Molly whopping is a San Francisco area slang term to beating someone very severely. Being “molly whopped” consists of a beating so severe.
person: *on the ground bleeding so badly*
person 2: HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE GOT MOLLY WHOPPED!
by al3ksei_lovesurban January 19, 2023
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