Whatever, I do what I want!

stated by eric cartman on south park, he does what he wants

"whateva whateva i do what i want. I roll with 12 gangs"

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

Whatever sinks your submarine

Follows ‘whatever floats your boat’ and means the same

Whatever floats your boat, whatever sinks your submarine

by Chris.s123 November 12, 2018

Whatever you say so queso

This is a phrase used to agree to somebody's suggestion because you do not want to argue (much like the phrase: "Whatever you say"). However, when you think about it, it literally makes zero sense.

Person who is definitely less than 6 feet tall: " Yeah, I'm 6'5'' "
You: "Whatever you say so queso."

by Bubbhippo June 16, 2021

whatever trevor

Means 'ok, whatever you say' or 'I'm just going to agree so you shut up'

Random: Avril Lavigne is sooo punk rock
Me: Yeah, whatever trevor.

by _em_ June 22, 2004

Whatever helps you sleep at night

A witty comeback that is said after someone makes a ridiculous statement.

Joe: I swear I am not a virgin.

Mike: Bro, whatever helps you sleep at night.

by BigE77 March 14, 2011

Whatever sinks your ship

A sarcastic variation of the phrase whatever floats your boat. Used in place of 'whatever floats your boat' when someone's preferences are harmful or you simply disagree with them.

Sammy: You should break up with Lex, she treats you like shit all the time.

Mark: Haha, she doesn't mean it. She only teases me cuz she likes me.

Sammy: Yeah... whatever sinks your ship, man.

by Shooter McHeroin November 20, 2017

Whatever fits your tits

A variant of "whatever floats your boat" with a slightly sexual connotation.
Originated in a land called Studio City.

girl 1 - "Being called a drunk beezy makes me soo aroused"
girl 2- "... Yeah, whatever fits your tits"

by $ dawg 'n T dawg March 20, 2010