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God works in mysterious ways

An ad hoc hypothesis thrown up by Christians when confronted with intractable contradiction in their absurd belief system. It is nothing more than a veiled confession of ignorance from someone who will say anything rather than question or confront their beliefs. When arguing with a believer, hearing this usually means you've won the debate.
"How can an all-loving god condemn so many people to eternal torment in hell?"
"Simple, god gave us a choice to either accept him or reject him."
"But if God cares so much about us, then why does he need to coerce our devotion with the threat of torture? So why doesn't God reveal himself and warn us about it? Why doesn't he set the non-believers straight? Is our having faith so important to him that he's willing to let millions of people be condemned?"
"Uh...God works in mysterious ways!"
by Gazuga April 10, 2004
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Ways

"A term commonly used in Oakville Onatrio. acronym for What are you saying?. Is grammatically incorrect in most cases however it shortens the phrase from 5 syllables to only one."

One of the originators of "ways" has helped this phrase find it way to Belleville, Ontario. In most cases it is used while being accompanied with a cali wave and sticking your tongue out and shaking your head a little.
Ways tonight broooooo (with cali wave and tongue out)

Ways man! last night was radical, bomb, soo not custyyyyyyy!
by braeds12345 January 20, 2011
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Wadsworth

Adj: Wads-worth
1) A Wadsworth is a person who whimsical, wonderful and wholesome.2) Is what you would call yourself when you are depressed for no reason and then you realize your not a Wadsworth 3) The feeling that is beyond Nirvana 4) Someone that is worth wads of money.
"Whoa I fell like a Wadsworth!!!!" to bad your not.
by GOD!!!! May 2, 2006
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50 Ways to Leave Your Guava Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with guava
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the 50 Ways to Leave Your Guava Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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waysg

Stands for "why are you so gay?"

Waysg was originated by an infamous forum-goer named Smoyf.
Knil: "Why hello there! How are you today, Smoyf?"
Smoyf: "waysg?"
Knil: "diaf"
by besterthanyouare May 8, 2008
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Wadstock

"Are you going to Wadstock?" "Nah mate, couldn't get a ticket."
by Ceriano October 16, 2008
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side-ways sloppy joe

I could really go for a slideways sloppy joe or a tuna casserole....pink taco?
by Bean August 15, 2003
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