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willy washer

a willy washer is when you pee in a urinal and some liquid (either water or urine) splashes back on you
dude i just went in to the bathroom and i got a total willy washer
by Conor Mc May 8, 2005
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diddy washer

someone who washes his mums tits
by Chris Toal March 30, 2004
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peer washer

Someone who only washes their hands in the bathroom if there are others present in the bathroom to avoid being thought of as a non-washer.
- "That was a pretty quick run to the bathroom"
- "I didn't see the need to wash my hands, no one else was in there"
- "Does that make a difference?"
- "Of course I don't want anyone to think that I'm a non-washer"
- "So you're a peer washer, which makes you a sneaky nasty bastard, and keep your hands off of my Pez!!!"
by RomanGod August 2, 2007
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Wheel Washer

Someone who is not that great at there job, but gets to keep their emplyment by cleaning the wheels of their boss's truck
Fred: "Man Hayden does fuck all, how does he keep his job?"
Tony: "Coz the guys a fucking wheel washer"
by Evetsmahluc August 3, 2020
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Columbian Mouth Washer

Someone who doesnt feel the need to brush their teeth because all the jizz keeps it clean.
Wow that girl is a real Columbian Mouth Washer.
by Teddy Gioia June 24, 2008
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Gully Washer

When you have to go the bathroom so badly you pee a little into your clothing to relieve some of the pressure. If you're at this stage then odds are very high you're not gonna make it to the bathroom in time.
"Dude! Did you see the back of Kayla's skirt when she rushed out?"
"Hell yeah! She must have let loose a gully washer during class."
"And did you see her after she ran into the hall? She, like, just started pissing onto the floor and it was, like, wierd!"
by Wail Halls May 16, 2006
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Irish Pressure Washer

when a guy is fucking a girl in the ass and she poops diarrhea while his cock was still in her, the poop shoots out the sides really fast and down his legs
by F-Dog7118 March 22, 2009
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