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Warlock

Ok, like a Karen but he lives in his mom's basement, is overweight, with facial hair and also long hair but without a driver's license because that is just a way for "the government to keep tabs on you".

Knows all the answers to the problems in the world, answers that somehow eluded all the sober, hardworking millions of people in the world and he tells you such answers while he is smoking weed on his break from his job in the warehouse at Walmart.
My warlock friend reckons red m and m's give you cancer.
by Nerd Flanders January 17, 2022
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Fresno Warlocks

a group of hackers who aim low no big pay out and think there ballars
Fresno Warlocks need to chill and let show them how it's done
by jokera March 18, 2022
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hexblade warlock

A person sexually or romantically attracted to large numbers.
Person A: So what class are you playing for the new D&D campaign?
Person B: I think I'm gonna play a hexblade warlock.
Person A: Get the fuck out.
by tpoven March 28, 2024
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