Maxi Waxing

When you put a maxipad in your pants upside-down and the sticky side basically gives you a "waxing" usually done accidentally when really tired in the morning, but done purposely on occasion as a way of female manscaping
sometimes, done by a guy as a dare, because of the pain caused, something the cast of jackass the movie will probably figure out soon enough.

Truth or dare?
"dare"
Ok, time for you to go Maxi Waxing!
"i hate you."

*ouch!*
what?
nothing, i just maxi waxed...

by Titagula August 21, 2010

Missile Waving

when when country launches test missiles in response to another country's launch

"did you see the US launched an ICBM test missile?"
" Yeah I saw.. They are just Missile waving with North Korea"

by Lloyd Mobile August 2, 2017

jail wiping

When you stick your finger through a piece of fold toilet paper, stick your finger up your asshole, dig the poop out, and then wipe your finger off with the toilet paper around your finger.

Beau the nerd still is jail wiping even though he got out of jail.

by le monkey January 1, 2020

King Watinga

A Funny Person that is Head of Staff in the Tower of Hell Easy Discord Server

King Watinga Emoji he always use: Clueless

by Mikerrushhd October 10, 2020

Waking up in Vietnam

To become so drunk that you are sure to have a massive hangover the following day.

"Oh Boy, Burty's getting so wasted. He's going to be Waking up in Vietnam tomorrow."

by Lolicato April 21, 2009

John Matthew Wadington Fetish

A sexual attraction to the name John

"I am attracted to a guy name John"
"She must have the John Matthew Wadington fetish"

by Yourmum2112 June 22, 2019

waving my dick in the wind

showing interest in someone who doesn't seem to show interest back

"I thought she was into me, but I was just waving my dick in the wind"

by mrdew December 21, 2017