wal mart

A store that everyone hates for putting small stores out of buisness, yet they are attracted to it anyway.

Wal mart: You can't escape me! You're like bugs. Attracted to my big shiny blue light!!

by bigshow8891 October 10, 2005

Wal Mart

A larger yard sale.

My dad stops for every wal mart in search of a good deal.

by Mantis November 10, 2003

Wal Mart

Why haul your lazy unemployed ass 50 feet into the store when you can park in the fire lane?

The only time K-Mart is busy is when the fire lane at Wal-Mart is full of piece of crap cars and 4 wheel pickup trucks. The parking lot can be half full, but the rednecks still park in the fire lane.

by jay November 30, 2003

wal mart

1. The place where you go to kill time before a movie. Where you know you're date is cheap- when he takes you to wal mart to go shopping and eat dinner, and still has enough money to take you to the discount movie evening.

2. The place that uses illegal labour and shops of ill repute in third world countries but then tries to make up for it by low prices and "giving back".

John took Jane to wal mart before the film as they had half an hour to kill. They shopped and then ate there before they returned to the theatre.

"Well most of their stuff comes from crappy shops in other countries" Jill said to Jack, "But atleast when I buy stuff from there I know that I'm buying that quality of item."

by Baelyn O'Byrne March 30, 2008

wal*mart

A vile cesspit of disease and contagion, where you can find single mums yelling at their kids, people coughing in your face, and fatass lardbuckets that drive around on little scooters because if they take three steps, they collapse over to their side, begging for food(prefably MIckey D's).

I caught Influenza after an 67 year old dried up relic coughed in my face at Wal*Mart.

by The Jigga man September 20, 2004

Wal Mart

Place where theft is so easy I can walk out with a 6 pack of Dr. Rocket RIGHT in front of the old man.

"Let's ransack Wal*Mart... again!"

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 15, 2003

wal mart

America's economic undoing. They cut prices by paying vendors less, who move production to China.

Know why everything is made in China? Wal Mart.

"I got it at Wal Mart, it was $5 cheaper."
"But you should have bought it somewhere local."
"$5 is $5."
"Remeber how your husband got laid off?"

by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005