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u.p.w.

Unidentified Party Wound. An injury or bruise received over the course of an evening of drinking with no recollection of how it occurred. Generally self-induced due to one's stupidity and involving a fall, stumble or collision with an inatimate object.
"I woke up this morning with a huge U.P.W. on my thigh.... I remember smashing into a table, but one of my friends told me I fell trying to get into a cab…..I guess I’ll never know"
by R.D.P. April 24, 2007
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P.W.I.

Pipe While Intoxicated. to have sex with a girl while intoxicated via alcohol.
nigga #1: yo would you fuck that girl over there?

nigga #2: hell no negro, but i'd P.W.I.

nigga #1: haha helllll yeahhhh
by lord farkwad April 18, 2008
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P.W.

n. abbr for "Pastor's Wife." Usually of two variations: 1)manipulative and phoney or 2)obviously believes she married the wrong guy.
1) Auntie Linda is a classic P.W., always working the church politics; 2) but Pastor Jim's wife Jana just ain't into religion and I think she might be sleeping with the worship leader.
by f. rodderick hsu May 19, 2005
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W.U.P.A ( warm up pants attitude)

When a man has a woman that is just in his life for head. A warm up pants attitude is just breaking off those snap shut basketball pants and pointing to your cock
W.U.P.A ( warm up pants attitude)

yo, my wupa lives upstairs, stay in the car and make sure i don't get a ticket and no, you cant play the radio
by Eddie to the O April 1, 2010
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W-CN&P

Acronym for Wink, Cocky Nod and Point.

Makes 12 year old girls scream when Justin Bieber does it.

Not appropriate for anyone over 17, downright creepy if the W-CN&P is done by anyone over 21.

Acronym should replace LOL on Facebook soon.
My Dad just W-CN&P-ed me on Facebook, now I feel all ookie.
by Spanks Johnson March 21, 2011
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W.a.p

Bro 1: yo these governor's need to W.a.p
Girl 1: ?? Why would they need to have a wet ass pussy
Bro 2: Bitch your dumb
Bro 1: I meant the other wap
by AlienBigBrains August 29, 2020
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W.A.P.

stands for Worship And Prayer, as said by the great TommyInnit - DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING ELSE THAT COULD BE NON CHRISTIAN
person1 : what are you doing today
person2 : I'm going to W.A.P.
person1 : okay I'll see you at church later with father Wilbur!
by unspecified_unicorn October 25, 2020
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