Volvo

A Swedish luxury car driven by old liberal women, upper-class homosexual families, and college professors. Also usually oddly smug about driving a subdued luxury car.

“Why did Brian smirk at my 3 series?”

“Oh he drives a Volvo”

by swedishhomo February 4, 2019

Volvo

A Danish expression for something that's anticipated yet exceptionally cool, frequently used as a loud expression.
It derives from the Swedish car manufacturer of the same name, who are known to build robust and reliable cars.

William: "Aye, did you see my stunt last night!?"
Oliver: "So Volvo haha"
William "Yeah, had to go get stitches at the ER though"

by ToVækBartenderePaaEventyr December 22, 2019

volvo

part of the collocation pov - pizza and volvo. it’s not the best car but at least it’s better than pizza

Look at that Volvo over there, it looks like a shitty car.

by anonymous December 12, 2020

Volvo

Volvo: (pronounced VooVoo) a small sedan vehicle in which the frame is made of iron and is able to compete with a tank in body durability, typically weights a little less than a 2021 Ford ranger, has an engine bigger than a 2021 Ford ranger that should be used for small SUVs and minivan's, and typically looks like something your grandma would drive

Volvo's are nice but look crappy

by pseudonympseusadgfasgawf54e January 26, 2021

volvo

used as lol, but spelled with your hands

clarisse: i almost died
me: volvo (peace sign, o, l, peace sign, o)

by sforzando November 7, 2021

Volvo

Used to be a very safe and reliable car. Then, Volvo Passenger Vehicles we’re split from Volvo Heavy Machinery, sold to Ford, and then Ford flipped them to the CCP. Now both Volvo PV and Volvo HM are total shit. Stay away from them!

I sadly have first hand experience with Volvo. Piece of SHIT!!!!

by Biden is a dick December 25, 2021

Volvo Amazon

A compoundly rounded, stylish somewhat Seussian Swedemobile. The "style" name for the Volvo 122 series, a mid-century car built when Sweden's roads were mostly unpaved. Tough, yet economical. Many daily drivers all over the globe. Other Volvo-lingo crossover, the Amazon can be a "Redblock", but is too round to be a "Brick." It was the first car to come with 3-point seatbelts. Many surviving examples on the US west Coast, especially Portland and Seattle. Driven in the US by folksingers, professors, artistic odd birds and off-gridders who also brew beer and ferment things. Driven in Europe and the rest of the world like a tough long-lasting car of economical size and disposition.

Check out that sick Volvo Amazon! It must be at least sixty years old.

by leftcoastranger August 1, 2022