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Volvo

Used to be a very safe and reliable car. Then, Volvo Passenger Vehicles we’re split from Volvo Heavy Machinery, sold to Ford, and then Ford flipped them to the CCP. Now both Volvo PV and Volvo HM are total shit. Stay away from them!
I sadly have first hand experience with Volvo. Piece of SHIT!!!!
by Biden is a dick December 25, 2021
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volvo

used as lol, but spelled with your hands
clarisse: i almost died
me: volvo (peace sign, o, l, peace sign, o)
by sforzando November 7, 2021
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volvo truck

biggest piece of rubbish in the truck market of today. rarely seen being driven by a real truckie. only auto transmissions, perfect for all those soft new generation drivers.
Guy 1- is that a volvo truck?
guy 2-na, a piece of crap
by jovan47271 July 2, 2023
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Volvo Amazon

A compoundly rounded, stylish somewhat Seussian Swedemobile. The "style" name for the Volvo 122 series, a mid-century car built when Sweden's roads were mostly unpaved. Tough, yet economical. Many daily drivers all over the globe. Other Volvo-lingo crossover, the Amazon can be a "Redblock", but is too round to be a "Brick." It was the first car to come with 3-point seatbelts. Many surviving examples on the US west Coast, especially Portland and Seattle. Driven in the US by folksingers, professors, artistic odd birds and off-gridders who also brew beer and ferment things. Driven in Europe and the rest of the world like a tough long-lasting car of economical size and disposition.
Check out that sick Volvo Amazon! It must be at least sixty years old.
by leftcoastranger August 1, 2022
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volvo truck

biggest piece of rubbish in the truck market of today. rarely seen being driven by a real truckie. only auto transmissions, perfect for all those soft new generation drivers.
Guy 1- is that a volvo truck?
guy 2-na, a piece of crap
by jovan47271 July 2, 2023
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Volvo 940

An old shitty car made by the premiumbrand Volvo. It's mostly driven by young "carguys" aka farmers from the deep woods of sweden who brag about thier trucks and slow turbo wagons.
Look at that guy! He's such a farmer driving that Volvo 940!
Yeah, what a looser!
by d24mk18 January 21, 2017
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