Volda

a place in west- Norway, known for its incredible hills, and great people, not to be misstaken by Ørsta, Norways shithole

"Im going to Volda this winter."
"oh god, not that shithole"
"no thats Ørsta. Im going to Volda"

by ngjerseth December 9, 2019

Peruvian Volcano

Two cohorts, the inhalant and the flatulator, arrange themselves thusly:

+ The flatulator lies, belly down, with his butt cheeks spread.

+ The inhalant sprinkles a finely-fluffed dusting of cocaine around the flatulator's anus.

+ The inhalant gets his face really, really close to the butt hole.

At this point, the flatulator earns his namesake, causing a gas expulsion from his rectum. This gaseous outburst, much like a volcano, projects dust into the air. It is then the inhalants goal to breathe in as much cocaine-fart as possible.

Hello friends, you seem like the kind of people who like to fart and do cocaine! Can I interest you in taking a Peruvian Volcano?

by sir esteban July 5, 2012

High voltage

Try to write about high voltage(#@Aadat) is ultimately
Like trying to have a dictionary represent the high voltage(#@Aadat), no matter how many words are there are, there will never be enough.

The more in harmony with yourself you are, the more joyful you are and the more faithful you are. Faith is not to disconnect you from reality - it connects you to reality that's my high voltage.

High voltage(#@Aadat) bring me to closer to heaven.

Whatever souls are made of, her and mine are the same, high voltage(#@Aadat).

You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, its pure form of love with high voltage.

Every life story is beautiful but our life story is my favourite.

Where love is there God is also there in high voltage of presence.

I have to make a phone call every day in morning because I love to listen her voice in my heart thats my kinship ....High voltage give me a kick start for the whole day...... thank you so so very much!!#@Aadat.

High voltage has ability to make me smile without even trying😊, she can control me better then myself.

by Razzak#@Aadat November 21, 2018

the volcano god

The great and powerfully god of volcanoes who was trapped in the form of a skinny white male by a penguin. He is meme obcessed.

Also, his pp is over 1500 feet long.

ALL HAIL THE VOLCANO GOD, WITH THAT OH SO LARGE PP!

by Kumtukey fly chimken November 27, 2018

Dutch volcano

Verb: It's when you have a great big messy shit under the covers.

Noun: A big pile of wet shit stinking up the air trapped under a blanket*

*Dutch volcanoes have been observed in other enclosed spaces such as tents, sleeping bags, and, occasionally, entire vehicles.

"I Dutch volcanoed so badly it left a burn mark in the bed frame."

"The largest Dutch volcano on record is named Zuidwal and is located under the Wadden Sea in the Netherlands. The second largest Dutch volcano just shot out of my ass and into my sheets."

by bishsac January 20, 2022

Venautu Volcano Ahole

This technique requires a smouldering piece of coal, which is then inserted into an individual's anal cavity. This is then pushed deeper in by the partners penis often causing severe burns to the penis head and has been known to melt the Urthrea together making urinating impossible. The smouldering coal proceeds to melt a hole in the large intestine allowing the free flow of feces and often undigested food and biol out of the body. When this occurs the partner removes his burnt penis and replaces it with his face and mouth to 'lap' up all the feces and biol. Due to the high diet of sea food amongst the population this can cause quite a bad smell, often making their partner sick into the recipents mouth. This technique became almost gospal over the last three decades and is no enjoyed by a good population around the world.

Venautu Volcano Ahole?

Of course I'm fijian aren't I?

by Mirko Mirko March 31, 2011

volatile vagina

An extremely foul smelling vagina. Typically makes you gag as soon as the woman's panties are removed.

Example 1:
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."

Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."

by cmoney55 December 7, 2011