"hey dude did you see Shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? He's fuckin BEAST!"
"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."
"dude. what a sparkling vampire"
"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."
"dude. what a sparkling vampire"
by Body Clack April 3, 2009
Get the Sparkling Vampire mug.A douche bad kid who thinks its fun to dress in black. They are straight-A preppy retards who think its cool to vaguely dress like a goth kid. They can be seen meeting in the woods listening to hannah montana under the full moon drinking a red liquid (not blood) in a chalice of some sort. They try to be dark but usually end up making goth kids look bad.
Goth: Hey is that kid trying to be goth?!?
Other goth: No hes "Vamp"
Goth: ...douche.
Vampire kid: Hey light up guys were just as dark as you maybe even DARKER.
Goth kid: Do you even smoke??
Vamp kid: No of course not smoking is bad for you!!!
Goth kid: *slams head on table*
Other goth: No hes "Vamp"
Goth: ...douche.
Vampire kid: Hey light up guys were just as dark as you maybe even DARKER.
Goth kid: Do you even smoke??
Vamp kid: No of course not smoking is bad for you!!!
Goth kid: *slams head on table*
by Pan!c December 23, 2008
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A woman or girlfriend who constantly wishes for her boyfriend to spend unreasonable amounts of money on her. Includes buying her gifts, taking her to expensive restaurants, and spending money on celebrating every unimportant anniversary such as 5 months since their first kiss.
Dan: Hey man, when are you gonna get a new tv
Tom: Not anytime soon....
Dan: Dude, why are you always so damn broke?
Tom: You know I have to take Eliza out at least 4 times a week
Dan: Man, What a load of shit. You need to get rid of that wallet vampire
Tom: Not anytime soon....
Dan: Dude, why are you always so damn broke?
Tom: You know I have to take Eliza out at least 4 times a week
Dan: Man, What a load of shit. You need to get rid of that wallet vampire
by Ari Fuckin Gold January 25, 2010
Get the Wallet Vampire mug.A totally unique, intelligent, and captivating TV series from genius writer/director Joss Whedon, that ran for seven years on two TV networks in the USA and many other places abroad. Recognized as one of the 50 best TV shows ever made. Mr. Whedon's acumen with the "Buffy" series can best be appreciated by viewing any of the movies subsequently made by Buffy star Sarah Michelle Gellar (a.k.a. "The Duchess"), a second-rate actress with delusions of grandeur and an ego way out of proportion to her talent and stature.
by watcher350 June 6, 2005
Get the Buffy the Vampire Slayer mug.by The Dalai Lama June 10, 2007
Get the Vampire Hunter D mug.is a woman that is either so annoying or physically unattractive she would not only never give you an erection, she steals future erections at a later unspecified times just by existing.
Guy 1.)"Damn, that chick is so annoying just knowing her makes me think ill never get it up again."
Guy 2.) "Yeah, I know bro.. she is a total erection vampire."
"I am sorry baby, this never happens, must have been that erection vampire cause I am pushin' rope."
Guy 2.) "Yeah, I know bro.. she is a total erection vampire."
"I am sorry baby, this never happens, must have been that erection vampire cause I am pushin' rope."
by Humptruck October 16, 2013
Get the erection vampire mug.1. A female vampire, being one who survives by consuming the blood or psychic energy of a donor/victim.
2. A girl, usually of the gothic variety, who either practices vampirism, or looks vampiric.
2. A girl, usually of the gothic variety, who either practices vampirism, or looks vampiric.
Example 1:
Little did the traveler know that he was actually conversing with an infamous vampiress.
Example 2:
"Damn dude, did you see Jane. She looks like a total vampiress."
Little did the traveler know that he was actually conversing with an infamous vampiress.
Example 2:
"Damn dude, did you see Jane. She looks like a total vampiress."
by Galemir April 13, 2008
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