A vest of nipples

The collective noun for nipples. A grouping of more than 3 nipples.

Wow! Look at those Guidos over there with their shirts off, it's a vest of nipples.

by dinky22 September 17, 2022

vested

money you can actually touch, or cash out as a paycheck/income

out of my $5000 in my 401(k), only 80% of it is vested, which means i can only take out at max $4000. my employer still holds the remaining $1000. the remaining $1000, will be mine after 6 months.

by anon03654643 January 13, 2023

Crab Vest

a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.

Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.

Man- Should I put my crab vest on now?
Woman- eww no i'd rather do a cactus!

by therocker345 March 15, 2010

Vest friend

A person you don't necessarily know, but the person is in fact wearing an almost identical vest as you do, and therefore you feel obligated to initiate a dialog.

Vest guy 1: Hey man! Nice vest!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!

Two months later at Waffle House:

Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!

by swaglord_mcmuffin December 6, 2021

cashmere vest

It's where they guy poops on the girl's chest anytime during sex. Or vise versa.

Oh baby, that was so good! A cashmere vest would make this evening perfect!

by Leviathan72 May 29, 2017

Vesting

What a bubble brained sin says instead of investing.

"Hey Mam's what you vesting?"

by timidtax June 29, 2024

Yellow vest

A newer derogatory term used for those stuck in low-end service roles due to socioeconomic status. These are people who are either trying to be more upwardly mobile socially or are stuck in this kind of abusive service work, where the pay is minimal and working conditions are awful. These roles can be semi drivers, warehouse workers, anyone at Amazon Fulfillment, and other transportation workers. These roles are deemed essential to the economy but are targeted to be replaced by AI and other mechanization and process controls currently in place.

All workers clocking into the Amazon warehouse are Yellow vest workers. They are wearing reflective vests and are all going to be subjected to much work at low wages during their shifts.

by MichAvePhil December 29, 2023